Girls leaving their crap at my place

[Jake Steed]

Originally posted by ACTION:
Well, being that I'm not one of those "morals guys," my simple way of dealing with this was to leave ALL BYTCHES' SHYT in my crib. When one would ask, I would say, "That's so and so's." If she didn't like it, she could take a fukkin' hike. (Of course, sometimes I cleaned up when that "special" puzzy came around.)

By the way, if you put shyt away like in a closet, and she finds it and starts riffin', simple reply is, "Well, who the fukk told you to be looking around my shyt anyways?"

Man, ACTION, I gotta kiss your a$$ for that response. That's some good shyt.

Once I was moving from college back home after graduation, and my gf of 1 year (a real nosey "princess" type) was helping me move. She saw that I had my lockbox out. I keep secure documents and private shyt in there like my student visa and pics of my ex-girlfriend and stuff. I had the lockbox unlocked and was fishing out my student visa. You should have seen my gf. She was salivating over the chance to snoop through my lockbox. I told her firmly, "Don't look in there. It's private." I had my back turned for literally a minute and she went through my shyt and started getting all insecure cause I had some old snapshots of my ex (in her bikini, no less!).

I told her it was none of her fvcking business what I kept in there and that she deserved what she got for disobeying me. She whimpered embarrassingly and gave up on it. We went out for another year afterwards but she never forgot about those pics. She'd hint at them every now and then. Ha ha!

Jake

 

[Survivor]

Its a good thing I saw this post.

It just so happens that my girlfriend is moving out of my house to get her own place. (She landed a job on the other side of town.) Now I need to make sure none of her stuff is left in my house after she leaves.

 

[trickynick]

Originally posted by Survivor:
Its a good thing I saw this post.

It just so happens that my girlfriend is moving out of my house to get her own place. (She landed a job on the other side of town.) Now I need to make sure none of her stuff is left in my house after she leaves.

Totally scour the place. Vacuum, check drawer. Those friggin hairpins pop up in the weirdest of places. My buddy had a girl grab something out his linen closet and found a braw behind a stack of sheets. He ended up having to explain it was from 3 months ago (which was the truth). I have had a girl find a long hair in the bathroom of a different color than hers before.


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[SoSuave.com]

To The Archive.

 

[SexPDX]

Once again, attention is called to a topic originally started by me after I have changed my mind about how to handle it.

Now I am at a point where any woman who I would want to spend any time with will have to be accepting of the fact that I will be spending my time (and emotions) with other women. I would not go out of the way to have her see something that a woman leaves over my place but I would not go to great lengths to avoid her finding it either.

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- The seductionist formerly known as trickynick

You either own the game or it owns you.

 

[De La Soul]

My opinion, for what it's worth:

When girls leave shyt in my appartment, I'll just chuck it all in a box (if it's clothes). Clothes don't bother me at all, if she's left it, and decides she wants it back, I'll tell her to look through the box. At the moment I'm not exclusive with any one woman, so that's my policy for clothes.

When I become exclusive the situation changes: I'm no longer sleeping with other women so it's no longer an issue.

As for bathroom products and the like - this is the shyt that pisses me off. I haven't really had a policy on this in the past, but tomorrow I'm buying another box... Eventually all unclaimed shyt will go to charity

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Toothbrushes, for the hyper-prepared freaks that have them, go straight in the trash.

 

[StuartScott]

hmmmm