"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls Kissin Girls...

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Chemistry

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Aight, so it turns out my girl been kissin one of her girlfriends, well minus the tongue...

How does the DJ react in this situation?

I would be a little easier to let it slide except the same night she did that she totally shut me down over a girl givin me a friendly kiss goodbye on the cheek... and me bein out all the time with mates, havin a lot of female attention I've turned down numerous girls, not even kissed one, drunk or not because she don't wanna be kissin someone who been kissin someone else which I can feel, but it works both ways...

Does she deserve to be shut down especially given her attitude on it towards me...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I don't know her attitude towards you, don't exactly chase down all your posts, but I think, providing that her friend is hot, they deserve a bit of spanking, both of them. Let a player play and have a 3 way.

You better tap that thing, son!
 
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Rule #1 - There should be nothing that a hor does that should surprise you!!!! There are no rules in the eyes of a hor!!!

Rule #2 - Never let a hor control your thinking or your actions!!!!
 
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i agree with MVPlaya make a three way and send me a copy ill pay $20. nothing better than lesbiens with handcuffss and chocolate syrup yummy
 
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