girls, how to..

[Ectomorph]

there is one girl hu is total friend zone for me, im her best friend now lol cuz she thinks im a nice guy and **** and she tells me all her crap, but that was b4 i came to this site, now i lost that girl so i moved on to another one, now ive been talking to this girl only for a week and yesterday we had a good time at lunch and in class we watched a movie and we wer laughin and eating cookies and having a good time, and then i got home started talking to her, flirting a lil bit, then i asked wut type of guys she's into, then i was like "hey can u help me with this girl i like alot?" she said "ya hu is it?" but i was like nAhh i cant tell u, so i started saying stuff like "oh she's absoltly stunning and smart and beautiful" and after a while she was like "Who is sheeeeE?? " i said, "w8 b4 i tell u get this, she has a hamster named pinky" (she told me last week she had a hamster named pinky) and she was like "awwwww omg " and i asked "so u think she likes me?" she replied" :/ i only see u as a friend sry dont b sad" lol im thinkin kay f*ck my life im never gunna get a gf" lol i was kinda mad at the time and then i was like "aaahh my heart...i think its breaking!!" and she said "plz dont get sad" so i said "...alright so friends it is " and told her i had to get off and fell asleep...

im probably a dumazz for asking her out after a week, but guys give me tips, wut i should do, how to do it, and i read the dam biblee but i need some successful tips, so now im moving on agan, any tips for next time, is there a step by step guide anywer here?? lol

 

[Scars]

You obviously didn't read the bible at all.

 

[Ectomorph]

okay i did read it but it didnt make sense to me and thers so many stuff to read, and each one is kinda different and i have no idea how to freaking apply that stuff,,, any help guys??

 

[needstochange]

okay i did read it but it didnt make sense to me and thers so many stuff to read, and each one is kinda different and i have no idea how to freaking apply that stuff,,, any help guys??

Okay, read EVERYTHING. Don't skim it or over think it. Just read it.
How old are you btw?
Eating cookies, watching movies, n*gga are you in the 5th grade?!

 

[MisterMcGee]

why do people create a "help my case" thread when they should be trying to improve themselves from a basic standpoint first? We can't turn seeds into trees, we only help trees blossom.

Edit: feel like a massive faggotette for saying that.

 

[Little Italy]

eh yeah that wasn't the brightest decision bro, but it doesn't mean you don't have a chance, it just didnt help at all, try going over the bible, bring her on a date, and get to know her longer. yo you know what works for me, I invite girls to chill with me and some friends at a beach or a more social place.

 

[Bawb14]

I kinda get the feeling that he messed up majorly also, but I have to confess that I have not yet invested the time to read the DJ bible. What does it say about this case?

 

[Captain Harlock]

There's nothing to say about the case. Read the damn thing before asking for help.

 

[Analyzeit]

It wasn't really that bad, i've seen a lot worse even done worse myself.

Don't just read the bible, think about it and make sure you understand it.

At this age, and i have a feeling your not too old you can get away with heaps.

Fact is chicks at this age are just lame and they get less lamer with age but you'd be surprised exactly when this being lame ends. I hope you know what i mean when i say there lame when it come to guys its not hard to work out.