"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Girls at Weddings

NSUballer

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So i went to this wedding last night and it was all older people. like 40+. it sucked for me because there were only like 2 girls there i wouldve hit on but both had boyfriends with them.

the funny part is after the wedding we went to this bar at a hotel and there was this other wedding party and it was all girls in their late 20s which is always fun. Me sittin at the bar drinkin a beer, girl walks up and asks if im single. i say now thats a good question why are you single. she says no but some of my friends are. im like cool ill meet them. Its so funny how at a certain age all women want to do is get married. I told them i was 25(im 20 but can easily pass for 25) The hottest ones were already married though. But I was talkin this one girl up pretty good and I probably could have laid her but it just so happens that i was with my family which made me uncomfortable trying to hook up with some random girl. I just thought it was fun because i didnt have to do anything and these girls just came up to me. It makes it so much easier to game.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DonJoseCantosie

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The thought of marriage makes women horny
~Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers

Funny how this stuff is pretty accurate
 

Randallpink83

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well it makes them either horny or desperate... probably more the later... "Ohhhh noes!! I'm already 26 and I haven't MARRIED!!! My maternal organs are drying up inside... I NEED A MAN NOW!!"
 

Crank_It_Up

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when i was 17, a friend of mine invited a bunch of us to his sister's wedding. We all get very drunk and I noticed the groom's mother was flirting with me. I would have banged her but my friends dragged me outside... grr... always go out alone

I did bang a girl I met at my oldest brother's wedding reception, but not until the next morning.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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