"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls are like apples

noodle

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a friend of mine sent me this the other day, i looked at it and thought..."hey! thats kinda like what getting girls is all about!" Just thought i would share it with you.

----------------Girls-----
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----(hot ones)
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-(AFC Behaviour)
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-(Ugly Girls)
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think(This part down doesn't make sense)
something wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top----(what a real DJ does)

So what does this thing mean?

Go out and climb an apple tree and you'll be a DJ...NO!

It means for all you AFC guys to stop taking the easy way out and getting the ugly girls. But to start putting some effort into it, and climbing to the top of the tree to get the hot chicks you CAN and WILL GET, don't let fear overcome you and stop you from taking whats yours!

Good luck boys :up:
"remeber, dont be scared, there is nothing to be scared of"

-Noodle
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Babnik

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Ah... wrong. Don't try any harder. In fact, don't try at all. Put no effort in it.

INSTEAD, increase self esteem and STOP:

1. Being intimidated by hot girls.
2. Treating hot girls differently from ugly girls.
 

sexxyback

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that's what mediocre girls who think they are actually hot girls tell themselves to make them feel better about why ugly but slutty girls seem to get all the guys. it has nothing to do with afc/dj behavior.
 
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