"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls are just NOT to be trusted omfg caught the 'abused' 'religious' 'good' girl

TheGambino

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Everyone who red my posts about this abused chick who I was chasing and didnt want to meet up with me. We had phone calls for hours like you guys know. we made out once, i flaked once and after that she declined my date offers (like 10times total) coz of religious reasons she claimed, my thoughts weren't the same as hers and she can't go out in the evening coz of her parents lol. I kept talking with her back and forth but I nexted her since nothing was coming out of it, some of you know

An hour ago I figured to grab a beer with my buddy and spin some plates in a cafe near our village. Guess what shes there with a friend. When I came in a old friend of mine told about her that she approached him and was dancing like a slut all afternoon there.

She was dancing in the middle of the cafe like a slut shaking her ass and a fvking idiot guy was with her, not sure if they were kissing or dancing or anything.

Just to let you know, some of the replies i got told me don't trust her she will f*ck around with the first agressive guy she likes and she'll end up as a slut soon or later. I thought I found a trustful respectful chick but this girl is outta control LOL she lied about basically everything related to dating and going out. :crackup: guys again again again: judge by actions never on words its so true, and indeed i had to find out the hard way. you guys were so right.

So in the cafe there was a girl i know that i hooked up with a year ago and lost contact, we were talking in front of her for 30mins and she used kino and even kissed my cheek and hugged me.

She was going out and in of the cafe constantly with her friend talking and stuff and acted nervous when I was around with that girl. I ignored her, didn't look at her and enjoyed my time with the chick I number closed again and left the cafe.

im shocked, she goes to church and blabla lmfao
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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apprenticedj

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As the old maxim goes:

Believe HALF of what you see and NONE of what you hear.

Use this nugget of knowledge you have acquired and apply it going forward with EVERY girl you meet. I'm not advocating paranoia but don't take anybody for their word, male or female.
 
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