Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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GirlFriends Playing a joke on us.

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Ok so i have a girlfriend(A) and my best friend at school also has a girlfriend(B). Now you have to understand that us 4 people are both all good friends, and both our girlfriends were friends back in elementary school.

Now these past 2 days, both our girlfriends have been "together" and say they'll marry each other etc. (they arent really lez.)

So yesterday me and my friend were waiting for our girlfriends to come out from choir and then when we meet them MY girlfriend left already and girlfriend(B) was there and said "oh girlfriend(A) left, and she's mine!" (as a joke)

Although to others this seems like a joke and all but when you experience it, its quite depressing.

So today, they did the same thing to my best friend(the guy). All these niners say to him that girlfriend(A) and girlfriend(B) are together and stuff and both the girls hold hands now and etc. so my best friend is also getting annoying and pissed off now.

[Keep in mind that they aren't lesbians]

Now back to yesterday, i was talking ot my girlfriend and she said that her and girlfriend(B) were together, and i said ok... and played along saying stuff like "alright, ill get you on mondays, wednesdays, and fridays, and shell get the rest".

(So as stated above, today they pissed my friend off by saying they are together and they're gonna marry, and they were also holding hands)

So my friend today was really angry because of this (when you experience it, its annoying and even though its a joke, it pisses you off). So today when my girlfriend was going on the bus to go home after school.. she came in to hug me and i rejected and said "no your with girlfriend(B)" and just turned around and left.

**I have a decision in mind but, my question is, should i continue to act cold and "agressive" (not hugging her) or should i play along with it? (and let her play her joke)**

-PIMP
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Do both. Don't just act cold toward her, or she'll think your jealous. You aren't JEALOUS, are you? Of course not. :cool:
 

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acting cold and agressive def makes u seem jealous, which i also think you are. and if i think that, i bet ur gf feels the same. u might want to take a lighter approach, cuz rejectin a hug is just flat out "i'm sooo jealous" obvious. hah peace.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how does it show jealousy? and if it DOES show jealous, what am i jealous about?

if anything.. id think it would show "i wont take this sh1t"
 

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Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
how does it show jealousy? and if it DOES show jealous, what am i jealous about?

if anything.. id think it would show "i wont take this sh1t"
don't be such a boring **** and play along. goddam. if anything pretend to be gay with your mate and be like "ooo i'm so in love with him." but with a grin on your face.

if the playin around is OBVIOUS don't worry about it. deep down you are insecure and you know it. chillax she ain't gonna go lesbo
 

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I like that previous idea, if he's a real good friend.. u guys should be doing this already.. I do it with my roomate, girls love it. (we say things about how sexy each other are.. of course we arent gay)..... anywho, if you're good enough just tell her she's eventually going to get replaced by a (insert whatever u want here).. you can go crazy and say something about a bisexual gothic girl just to freak her out.. or just say something about another girl.. no clue, guess I'd have to be on the spot to think of something for that one.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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actually the threesome advice is gold,
 

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Originally posted by ][D ][ ][V][ ][D
so what about boyfriend(b)??
who the hell is BF b. BF b doesn't even show up in your original post.

stop trying to find excuses to be insecure and show anger and lack of control. man up and stop taking teverything personally.

if you don't wanna deal with it, act indifferent but not cold. girls just wana have fun...

...apparently you're not giving her enough so she's gotta turn to her gf
 

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walk up and tell her u can give her something her girlfriend will never be able to, and that if she wants to find out what, come over to your house on so and so day. then walk away and let her think about it.

when she walks in the door, do your stuff. :woo:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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thats right brotha ;)
 

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I don't know you two... that seems gay, I mean straight up I'm pimp, your pimp, let's hug since we're almost exactly the same gay.

Guidos!!! :crackup:

I'm going to laugh at you when your girls dump both of you.

TThey really are lesbians, girls don't play jokes this way.
 

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LMAO, I'm not assuming that your BF(b)... I'm assuming that you(PIMP) and BF(a)(pimp) roll together.

You guys seem so cute together:p

talking to pimp again...

I wouldn't only play along with their game, I'd go alpha on them!

You've got your girl, your guy has his girl, now the two girls are totally trying to steal eachother from you guys!

Become the third wheel, pretend your their "best man" for their wedding.

When you've got them both believing your part of the siutation, and your playing on BF(b), spin it. Take GF(b) to the side, isolate her, and run GF destroyer on her(SS routine). Pretend she is a total alpha hog rider, she is A1 prime ****** biter, treat her like she is a dyke that needs a good finger.

This should totally blow them out of the water. She's going to freak! I mean FREAK out, she's going to get hot headed, give her a little tease, that your going to go see your husband, BF(b).

Go find your bro, and tell him what just went down. He'll get a good laugh...

The tables are now turned. The girls threw the ball int your court, you ran with it, totally went kobe on them, and tossed the ball back to them for props.

Okay, so theres my advice, what's your take on it? Can you run that game, or do you think you should still pretend to not care about it? One is a lie to yourself, and they know it, the other is lying to them, so they know it.

Game on

edit: beever is a bad word on sosuave:crackup:
 

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lol.

Where about are you guys located in Ontario?

A girl I know was telling me about how here and a friend were doing that to their bf's. I mean..I can imagine it happens 10,000x a day, but it'd be ****ing hillarious if this were a coincidence.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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