If you haven’t confronted her already...
I really, really, love the idea of vaporizing without explanation.
If you have the stones to do that, and pull it off, for at least 3-6 months.
That chicks head will explode. I didn’t advise it because I don’t know that I could do it. At least old me couldn’t. So I don’t like advising things I cannot do myself.
Yet, if you could, actually execute, a complete vanishing, you would be a man amongst all men. My hero anyway.
She would literally not be able to function because of the hamsters constant change of direction throughout her very, very, long days.
And this other guy… you would be ****ing him over pretty good too, because she just wouldn’t be able to enjoy him. She would be constantly on the phone and messenger services talking with her friends and mother about how awful you are and she just doesn’t understand it and maybe she lost a good thing but no maybe not… yada yada.
She would be crying in the shower wondering if you had someone on the side all along after all?
Did she miss the signs because of her own infidelity? All the while, this new guys sits with his limp d!ck in his hand wondering how winning this girl from you turned out to be so unfun and sucky.
Hell, maybe he will even bang her one last time and not kiss her because she is too busy yacking away with her co-workers on the phone about whatever happened to SeriousBlack.[/B]
Shell be so busy thinking of you, she won’t even notice when he steals her coffee maker and last box of Wheat Thins on his way out the door forever.
It would just be the greatest revenge ever.:rockon:
