"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girlfriend is going on trip with another guy over Christmas break

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ickets-finds-taker-boyfriend-isn-t-happy.html

According to the article, Jordan's girlfriend, Elizabeth Gallagher broke up with him while they had a trip around the world planned.

He made an online plea looking for a woman, with the exact name as his ex, to take on the trip. He ended up finding another woman with the same name and she agreed to go with him.

The catch is that the trip is strictly platonic as she already has a boyfriend.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bwahahahaha!!!! She's pissing off her BF to use this guy's extra ticket.

I posted the original article when he was looking for a taker on the ticket. If the guy has any kind of decent game, he could certainly fvck that chick. She's certainly bangable. I wonder what his ex is thinking?
 

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The boyfriend is done. If the guy thats taking her on the "Platonic" trip begins doing things to raise attraction, its a matter of time before she "needs space". If i was the boyfriend, i would be saying "great have fun!" but i wont be here waiting for you when you get back.
 

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What makes it even better is his ex looks almost exactly the new chick with the same name.
 

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In2theGame said:
The boyfriend is done. If the guy thats taking her on the "Platonic" trip begins doing things to raise attraction, its a matter of time before she "needs space". If i was the boyfriend, i would be saying "great have fun!" but i wont be here waiting for you when you get back.
I wonder who the bigger beta is. The guy who is still hung up on his ex that he is looking for a woman similar to her and is willing to pay her to spend time with him or the guy who let his girlfriend go on a vacation with a stranger and begs her not to suck his d!ck.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ever notice how chumps and cünts gravitate to each other. Amazing! That girl is cute as fück, too. I'd try to bang her every night. What she gonna do? Walk home? lmao
 

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El Payaso said:
I wonder who the bigger beta is. The guy who is still hung up on his ex that he is looking for a woman similar to her and is willing to pay her to spend time with him or the guy who let his girlfriend go on a vacation with a stranger and begs her not to suck his d!ck.
Im sure she is telling her boyfriend all the things he wants to hear, "Nothing is going to happen baby", "Its just something that ive always wanted to do! I'll miss you so much" lol. All its going to take for them to screw each other is a fun day/night out with some drinks and it'll happen. If the boyfriend gets upset because she didnt pick up her phone one night, she can easily say "I went to bed early because of ...." Or a time difference. This has disaster written all over it. The guy taking her on the trip has nothing to lose in this situation, if he plays it right. He's traveling with a pretty attractive chick everywhere while his Ex Gf is going to be left wondering if he's fvcking her at night. The boyfriend is going to be sh!tting bricks every night wondering if his GF is gettin plowed. A horrible feeling.
 

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my female friend is going on a vacation wtih me and my wife to miami for new years next week we offerd for him to go but he can't go and he wanted her to say no to and she said **** you lol i'm going i haven't had a vacation all year long lol. so now he's all pissy and ****

TL;DR; get a job with vacation days
 

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I'm calling this right now, she doesn't go, or else she quits half way into the trip.

The guy's a beta (guy with the tickets), boyfriend knows this. GF happens to have the same name as beta's ex, so she thinks it will be fun to do something wild and crazy and blah blah. BF thinks it will be fun too (having a month "to himself" ;)). GF, 4 days into it, after realizing she's stuck with a beta for a month, will start missing her BF. She'll call, and he won't answer----> Hamster will start to spin, and that's all it will take. Soon, after a few more days with beta, GF's hamster will take control of her body, so she'll drop everything and rush home to meet up with no fvcks given Alpha-Dog BF. But there will be a problem, as soon as GF walks through the door, BF will be in the middle of something: some chick will be doing rails off his ball sack, while another will have her cooch smothered all over his face.

Book it.
 

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Peaks&Valleys said:
I'm calling this right now, she doesn't go, or else she quits half way into the trip.

The guy's a beta (guy with the tickets), boyfriend knows this. GF happens to have the same name as beta's ex, so she thinks it will be fun to do something wild and crazy and blah blah. BF thinks it will be fun too (having a month "to himself" ;)). GF, 4 days into it, after realizing she's stuck with a beta for a month, will start missing her BF. She'll call, and he won't answer----> Hamster will start to spin, and that's all it will take. Soon, after a few more days with beta, GF's hamster will take control of her body, so she'll drop everything and rush home to meet up with no fvcks given Alpha-Dog BF. But there will be a problem, as soon as GF walks through the door, BF will be in the middle of something: some chick will be doing rails off his ball sack, while another will have her cooch smothered all over his face.

Book it.
Lol. You have quite an active imagination.
 

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I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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El Payaso said:
Lol. You have quite an active imagination.
Maybe.

Of course my prophecy highly depends on who the Bf is, and what he's all about. But my money's on him being an Alpha.

Hamster's already spinning with her.


EDIT: 3 to 1 odds says she doesn't go. And it has nothing to do with the boyfriend trying to talk her out of it.
 
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Look at these pictures. Who is exuding confidence, being relaxed and not giving a fück? The woman. Who is looking insecure, uncomfortable and like a big-time loser? Both men. Man, I bet SHE is going to have a great time on her free trip.
 

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I'm willing to bet that some other guy is going to be railing that chick. Her bf is insecure about her going on the trip. The guy with the ticket is giving her a free ride. If some alpha crosses her path in the right place at the right time, sex will happen.
 

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Desdinova said:
Her bf is insecure about her going on the trip.
I don't know, it's all according to her:

'He understands that I've always wanted to travel so while he's not happy I'm taking off for nearly a month at Christmas with a random guy he's smiling through it,' Gallagher said of her boyfriend, who she plans to purchase a home with.
This is such a chick it hurts. Everything about this. "he's not happy I'm taking off for nearly a month at Christmas with a random guy"

"he's not happy" Either he's truly not happy, and she's still going. Or, he doesn't really give a fvck, and she's just projecting/wishing he wasn't happy. This just sounds like a power move on her part, IMO.

Either way, if she does go through with it. Hopefully boyfriend cheats on her and she finds out, and blows her $hit: "how could you do this to me???" Because you went on an around the world trip with another man.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Her boyfriend looks like a sissy to me.
 
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