"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

Girlfriend forgets boyfriend is in Europe

War Against Betaism

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 19, 2007
Messages
1,600
Reaction score
28
Location
California

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

horaholic

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 12, 2008
Messages
2,254
Reaction score
79
yes. The thread is a few down. The same thing happened at RSD. There were two threads on this at the same time. Funny video, if it's real, that is. Seems a littl wierd she didnt remember, and noone told her, and his mom didnt have caller ID to get her number.
 

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
this made me laugh my ass off :)

- comic_relief
 

speakeasy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 4, 2006
Messages
2,776
Reaction score
77
Yeah, this video is going around the net like a virus. I don't know why. It's interesting, but not that interesting. Assuming it's not b.s. to begin with. I got kinda bored after a couple minutes, maybe I've seen so many shock videos like 2 girls 1 cup that I'm jaded.
 

War Against Betaism

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 19, 2007
Messages
1,600
Reaction score
28
Location
California
Damn, I swear I even checked up to page 2 to see if this was already posted, ugh, I missed that completely.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Top