"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Girl won't stop ****blocking me. Fist fight imminent.

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I ended up banging this fat, loud, and very confrontational girl years ago. I was drunk out of my mind, whatever. We all have to take one for the team every now and then. About 8 months later I was at a party and got smashed. I was barely conscious. She took advantage of this and we did the deed again. UGH. I hate this girl. She has managed to ****block me 3 good times. If there are girls around that are obviously interested in me then she tries to run them off or tells them what we did years ago like we have something going on between us. Last saturday I was at a party and managed to isolate 2 good looking girls outside. The laughing and kino was in full effect. I felt an f-close was very near and said fat ***** comes outside like some kind of mother hen, grabs the two and pulls them back inside for no reason. I was stunned. God knows what she said to them.

I've tried to be quiet around her. I've argued with her and her friends. I called her a prostitute not too long ago and she was almost in tears. I've completely ignored and avoided her presence. I'm at my wits end. Lately she's been telling everybody she can about what happened years ago. My blood boils at her sight. It's like she's trying to claim her territory. What's so crazy is that she has a boyfriend!

I'm just ready to get it over with and physically fight her. Just beat her to a pulp. I know the DJ way is to stay cool, but good god. Thoughts? Suggestions? I know some of you guys have had to deal with psycho tricks.

She is a friend of my friend's GF, so that's how we know each other. And yes he has talked to his GF about cutting her off, but no go on that plan.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ZenGodMod

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Haha this what happens when you lose your sense of judgement! The result is always painful.

I have no pity for you man!

However, why are you ashamed of what you done?

I can't count the number of times ex-fuc-ables have tried**** blocked me, but it hasn't stopped closing on others. Cus I keep my wits about me, lay the charm down and entertain the situation.

And not duck and hide for hope of not being caught un-aware.

It is shame thats **** blocking you, not the fat chick. Head up young man, go and scream to the world...

"yes, any fat beatch can **** me when i am drunk. That is the only way any of you jelly beans will ever get some from me and i really don't give a ****.

Go away cus right now i am still sober"

You'll be suprise how well humour can work wonders at times like this.
 

The Deacon

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Haha, this is why I don't drink alcohol. I prefer girls with a little bit of class (I.E., they're not drunken sorority b!tches). On top of that, the possible drama is just too much for me.

I hope that your anger is temporary. Beating up a girl makes you kind of trashy, and that's definitely not the DJ way. Chill, tell her you're not interested, and don't answer the five-hundred phone-calls and texts she's going to send you as she goes through withdrawal.

On top of that, don't go to parties with her. She's definitely the outspoken jealous type, and if she's a fat b!tch like you say, she's not even going to give you any social proof. The girls will be like "why did this guy fvck this chick?" She probably told them that you used her, or some sh!t like that.

Tell me how this goes.
 

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"yes, any fat beatch can **** me when i am drunk. That is the only way any of you jelly beans will ever get some from me and i really don't give a ****.

This had me cracking up, it's perfect though. To the OP, seriously think about what you are considering, fighting with some obese woman you banged when drunk. Not only may you end up in jail, but I really doubt that would look too great in the eyes of any women who find out. Just tell it for what it was, a huge drunken mistake.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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KontrollerX

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Get a restraining order.

Seriously.

Beating her up can put you in prison.

Do the DJ thing and get the law involved instead.

If she has even a hint of sanity about her she'll stop fvcking up your game.

They got anti stalking laws in your state?

Find that out too.

See what you can get her charged with.
 

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So, your going to beat up a girl?

comic_relief
 

romangod

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Say "NO" to fat girls. You may end up like the OP.


Heaven forbid. Cheers!
 

Warrior74

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I had a fat girl I let slob it a few times on some drunk and lonely nights. On the low low. When it didn't work out she started bad mouthing me to everyone. Telling everyone I had a small dic, I couldn't fvck. Every girl I would talk to in the clubs we all went to she would run up and hate on me. I just weathered the storm. Never changed my behavoir, kept being the same ole me. I never said an ill word about her to anyone. Of course all the gossips tried to cozy up and find out the scoop. I just kept my mouth shut and took it. I was polite to her when she was rude and mean. Eventually everyone saw she was just mad. They all came around and she had to shut up about it or risk looking like a complete looser. A few months later we talked and smoothed things over. She gives me hugs and is really cool with me now.

Its a mistake you just have to grin and bear. But handle it like a gentleman and let her look like the douchebag. Hitting her makes you look like the douchebag. In fact. It makes you a weak punk ass douchebag. Men don't hit women unless its self defense.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Guys please remember for your own sakes. If you have sex with some one you don't like in the least and she won't make a good f*ck buddy, please take the appropriate measures to make here a ONS. Do not, I repeat DO NOT interact with them in anyway after you've regained your sobriety and sense of self worth. Do not make friends with this person and if you were, what friendship has just met it's conclusion. Do not brag about the time you banged this woman when you were drunk, it will not increase your image.

For the most part you should pretend this person does not exist anymore. You are now too cool for them if that helps you get past it. Whatever happens know that this is a page in your history book that you'd rather burn then read.
 

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I think I'm going to take a bullet on this one. Next time she decides to run her mouth when around people I'm going to just acknowledge that it happened and go into sordid detail of our relations. I guess the truth will set you free.

Maybe she knows she's one of the few people on Earth that pushes my buttons, so her keeping me riled up is some kind of last ditch effort for attention. Negative attention is better than no attention I guess.

Sigh, the intricacies of life.
 

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I don't know why but it's usually the fatties that will take any kind of attention they can get.
Like people keep saying just brush it off and say something about how beer goggles do amazing things at last call!

It sounds like she just wants attention and retaliation for being a one night stand. Keep your game up and don't retreat from a fatty.
*****es gravitate towards drama so don't give her any.
 

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fresh_to_death said:
I think I'm going to take a bullet on this one. Next time she decides to run her mouth when around people I'm going to just acknowledge that it happened and go into sordid detail of our relations. I guess the truth will set you free.

Maybe she knows she's one of the few people on Earth that pushes my buttons, so her keeping me riled up is some kind of last ditch effort for attention. Negative attention is better than no attention I guess.

Sigh, the intricacies of life.
don't go into any details. seriously. take the high road all the way. don't even discuss it. at most give a 'that was a long time ago' and drop it and move on to the next subject. makes it look like she can't let it go. be above her. because you are above her. don't let her drag you down to her sordid weak petty level.
 
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