"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Girl with....BODY GUARD!? O.o

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So I go out to the bar to meet up with this girl and some of her friends. I have one of my buddies meet me out there, wingman! He brings a buddy too.

Anyway, all the girls are dancing and this other, random but sexy girl walks up and starts dancing with them.My buddy notices this dude(about 6'0 and close to 200lb, a bigger guy) staring at all the girls dancing.

He asked me if I thought he should go tell a bouncer on him and get him kicked out. He's always sticking his nose in places it doesn't belong, he means well but he's going to end up getting hurt one of these days because he's always doing sh1t like that. I told him not and the dude was just looking.

Anyway, the sexy girl that was dancing w/ the girls I knew walked over to the creepy dude...She was definitely "out of his league" but it looked like they were together.

Shortly after that she walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to dance.

As soon as I got on the dance floor I asked her if her guy friend would care. She said she didn't have one.

So we get to "dancing", aka her grinding her sh1t on me. Damn this girl is sexy, do some serious grinding, moving my hands on her inner thighs etc. She even rubs my junk w/ her hand a couple times. We get really close a lot, nose bridges touching close.

I saw creeper out of the corner of my eyes and it just completely ruined it for me. I couldn't get into it knowing some werid dude was staring me down. So I told her that pretty much, how the dude was staring me down and I didn't want to dance. She then tells me this dude is her BODYGUARD.... But she pretty much begs me to keep doing it.

My buddy ends up pulling me away to ask me something, as he's pulling me away she's still grinding up on me, lol. As soon as he does that she vanishes. I end up seeing her with that dude a little later, think she was dancing with him. I also saw her walk up to a couple guys , so as soon as she left(wasn't long) I warned them to watch for shady behavior.

What do you guys make of that? Maybe it was some famous chick I didn't recognize and she really did have a body guard, lol. I should've probably just asked her WTF she would have a body guard.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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That it was a real body guard?

IDK, it was really weird.... She was dressed pretty well too, some nice tight pants and was actually wearing like a dress jacket type deal too, but she took that off and had dude hold it when she was grinding on me.
 

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this is really funny!!! dancing with a chick while some weird big guy is staring at you like he is thinking im gonna chop your balls off when you get outta this club or some sh!t. anyway maybe she is really rich and her dad required her to have a body guard or some sh!t but chicks with bodyguards usually mean trouble but if it was me i would have tried to nail her just because i love trouble!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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dankane said:
LOL that sht is hilarious.

What a crazy b1tch
That's what I was thinking. Also her being rich and her dad requiring a body guard really isn't a bad theory. I'm sure she couldn't of been with that dude, or they were swingers, but he did seem pretty body guard eske...Just standing there watching her at all times.

I've just never met someone who actually used a body guard before, was really awkward for me knowing I was being watched the whole time. Would he watch while I was fvcking her too? :eek:

She did ask my name when we were "dancing" though, so she was obviously thinking further down the road then dancing.

Man.... I really wish I would've tried to get her number or just try to get her to fvck, she was obviously pretty horny / into me.
 

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Dude, I would have totally followed this up. Chances are she was desperate for a guy and yeah like he said, if daddy had ordered a bodyguard a lot of guys were probably in your shoes and **** a brick when they saw the guy, so she freaks a lot of guys out!
 

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I woulda stayed til the guy kicked my ass lol. Been there and would do it again! :cool:
 

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Yeah, kinda regret it now LMAO! Just really freaked me out. But in retrospect she probably was. She was dressed really well and my buddy just mentioned her haircut today, could tell it was nice.

Dudes, she actually bit my hand when we were dancing once too, forgot to say that. She was REALLY horned up.

But what I don't get is why she walked away when my buddy asked me a question. Oh well, you live and learn.
 

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Maybe she was lying and it was her boyfriend or something, who gets off on watching her with other guys.


lol, weird situation.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Single4Life said:
Maybe she was lying and it was her boyfriend or something, who gets off on watching her with other guys.


lol, weird situation.
That's one thing I thought of too. That's are the only two plausible things IMO.

Really weird... I actually thought of that after dancing for a little bit and after seeing him still staring me down thought to myself "Do I really want to be a chump that just "warms her up" for him to bang later?"

But if I didn't try or stick around to find out I would never know...Like what happened, really weird though IDK.
 

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hmm.. it could be one of those weird bar fetish couples where the dude takes his girl to the bar and watches her get all hot and bothered with other guys. I've had the "creepy dude watching as I grind with a girl" experience too...and later I saw them holding hands leaving the club.. turns out they did that alot.
 
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