"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl with bad breath

OC Speedball

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So I went on a date with this girl yesterday. We talked for hours before this, and I really liked her. But then yesterday she had horribly bad breath. And I was planning on kissing her.

This is probably my biggest turn-off in a girl. I ended up just taking her home afterwards even though I was planning on going to the movies with her as well. Now, I want to do something with her again, but I don't want to have the same situation again.

I don't understand why someone can't just brush their teeth or something before they go out. How can I hint at the fact that her breath smells bad if it happens again?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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scrouds

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There are like 4 billon other women out there. Go find one that can manage a toothbrush.
 

Fred_Scuttle

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Buy her a bottle of scope

offer her a breath mint. say to her want a mint?

later offer her a piece of gum. say gum?

she will get the hint then i'm sure
 

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How do you know a woman respects you? When you offer her a piece of gum as you two get in the car and she says "no thanks, already got one" BANG!

I always offer women gum the moment we get in the car to go out somewhere.

There is no excuse for bad breath and women. They are 100% more self conscious than we are. For a woman to have bad breath that is disrespecting you and herself big time. That's a sure sign she is a low quality woman. Low quality has nothing to do with looks. Even the silliest of women know to have good breath for their man and be ready. A woman that doesn't do this is just low quality period.

Remember that these are the creatures that spend hours shopping on clothes to look good on FOR MEN, spend hours in the bathroom getting ready everyday before they go out of the house to look good FOR MEN. But if she doesn't even take care of her breath issue before she goes out with you THIS IS A LOW QUALITY WOMAN!

Not only is she a low quality woman but she doesn't respect you much. You think she would be having bad breath if she was going out with Brad Pitt instead of you?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The cure for bad breath is to improve the diet, namely to take a green supplement like Spirulina. It cures the problem at the root - which is the stomach. Mouthwash is completely toxic and causes oral cancer, plus it's only masking the issue most of the time. Fennel seeds are healthy way to mask odor.
 

Fred_Scuttle

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Bible_Belt said:
Any mouth will occasionally smell, as will any crotch or armpit. It's only a problem if it's regular.
i guess we now know that you have a smelly mouth, crotch and armpits. you're not offended by a woman who's mouth stinks and tastes horrible? guess you like the smell and taste. maybe if yours smells you don't care about it. to each his own i guess. i would be horribly offended by that. i would give her somehing to freshen it up in a hurry. there is no excuse for poor personal hygiene. before the date she should have a fresh clean mouth. after dinner throw in a mint or pop in a stick of gum. that is being respectful and courteous to the gentleman and to herself. there is no excuse not to. unless she is all boozed up but that is a different story.
 
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