"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Girl with a psycho admirer
- Thread starter Fela Kuti
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Infern0
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Yup, one of my exes had this shaven headed tattoo'd midget ex who threatened to kill everyone who went near her and threatened to shank me. I fronted him in town and asked him if he had anything to say for himself and he pretended to not know who i was so i told him to piss off.Fela Kuti said:
never heard a word from him again.
As an aside, she ended up being slightly nuts herself, it pays to consider a girls dating history, if she's been with a guy like that she's got issues.