Girl way too loud in bed, the whole time ...

[Vulpine]

Next time I'm just gonna do the same. As soon as my d!ck touches her vaj I am gonna yell loudly "Oh hell, ya.." and with every thrust I'm gonna moan and yell and on and on, and we will see what she thinks. She will probably love it, lol.

Don't mock her, that's some high school "brah" sh¡t. How humiliated would you be if a chick started making fun of your grunting? It has no place in the bedroom.

Slickster's "play her like an instrument" is a very good method to get her to quiet down. It certainly beats talking, if she can get the hint. But, simply slowing down or pulling out every time she starts up with the squawkin' does work. Just pluck the guitar softer, or blow the horn softer, or smack her cowbell softer, whichever drum you're beating, just beat it softer.


...kinda reminds me of that Digital Underground song "Freaks of the Industry".

...waxin' it, and taxin' it, and workin' it around
'til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room!
The clappin's gettin' louder: You don't want them to clown you.
In this situation, what do you do?
Do you...
A.) plain and simply back up off her?
B.) hit it just a little bit softer?
C.) pull it out and stick it in her butt?
Well, "D" is what I do, so you listen up...