girl wants to have a shot from a dildo in front of me

[pyros]

I've written about this 21 years old chick a few days ago.
We've been seing each other 2 months, we fvck a lot, and she is willing to do anything I want. She's the sluttiest girl I've met.

The thing is that we went to this pub in which they have tons of different shots. We were there and we saw a guy having this "special" shot, in which the bartender gets a huge plastic penis filled with liquor and then makes him deep swallow it MANY TIMES until he barely can breath, and then he sprays whipped cream on his face.

I found it a bit gross, but then this girl goes and says that she really liked it and that she would like to have it too when we come back some other day.

You know, it is not appealling to me to see my fvck buddie swallowing a plastic dic-k and then get sprayed with whipped cream as if it was cvm, and I dont think why she thinks is a good idea to do that with me.
That night I just said sure, but now that I think about it I dont like the idea; I find it disrespectful and I see it as a sh-it test.
Today we were talking about sex, and she reminded me that she would like to have that shot.
So I was thinking about what to tell to her the next time we go to that pub, soI have these options:

a) Sure go ahead honey, but I am definetely not kissing you after you svck that.
b) Why do you think I'd like to see you doing... that, exactly? Would you like to see me me pour whiskey on the waitress boobs and then lick it?
c) Do you really think I'd like to see you suck a plastic coc-k in a bar...?
I'll give you a better shot with my own c-ock at my place.

Opinions?

P.S.
Just letting her do that in front of me is not an option. This is a damn sh-it test.

 

[BetterCallSaul]

Is she your girlfriend or just a plate?

 

[Huffman]

b) Why do you think I'd like to see you doing... that, exactly? Would you like to see me me pour whiskey on the waitress boobs and then lick it?

Beware, she may say yes.

 

[CuddleJunkie]

The fact that you do care about this ho being a ho might give us the idea that you are developing attaching towards her. A big mistake to make based on your posts about this particular girl.

This might be the ideal time to get some new girls and detach yourself a little from her.

 

[xstang77]

Option c. Just the last sentence though,then after you lay down the pipe let the whole idea of it just fade away.

 

[Chamber36]

Option c. Just the last sentence though,then after you lay down the pipe let the whole idea of it just fade away.

Agreed.

 

[El Payaso]

Stop lying to yourself. She's more than a "fvck buddy" to you. You're already getting feels for her.

Like you said, she's the slvttiest girl you've ever met and yet you're shocked when she wants to do slvt things.

You're better off seeing her as a short term thing. A fling that will end at any moment unless you're thinking of marrying her which will probably be the stupidest thing you ever do.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Tell her you're going to take pics when it happens, so you can post them to a certain web site you visit.

 

[PrettyBoyAJ]

She's a fvk buddy. Let her do whatever the hell she wants. You shouldn't have a problem letting a ho be a ho.

If it was more serious then you just need to hold your horses, she is showing her true colors. She isn't LTR material.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Listen, I know you love c0ck. I love that you love c0ck. But if you drink from a c0ck in front of everybody, then everybody will know you love c0ck. In fact,they'd probably go home and jack off to the idea of you loving c0ck. And I like it when we have sex. But I'm nut sure I'd like the idea of having sex with you while thinking of all the guys down at the bar jacking off while thinking of how much you love c0ck.

I mean, I may a little old fashioned, but when I bang YOU I want to think about YOU, not a bunch of guys jacking off thinking about you.

 

[dustmuffin]

Just say something about how many mouths that dildo has been in and the bartender has probably stuffed it up his boyfriends a ss or the random *****. Ask her if she wants that in her mouth after it has been god knows where? If she agrees to do it take pics and provide breath mints.

 

[Sho-No-Luv]

Wow! Reminds me of this female, I used to fuuck named Tonya. This was when I lived in the bay area and was young, dumb and full of 18 yrs old cuum! I still remember it so vivdly. One of my buddies used to hit it and he warned me that she was a nasty freak!

She went and poured wine for us and we started fuucking (bareback of course) and right when I'm about to nut she turns around and grabs her wine glass and asks me to nut into it!!

Can you figure out the rest? Shiit totally blew me away and by far the freakiest cuum snatcher I've ever been with.

I loved it, well until she gave me the claps from a guy that lived on the same street as me.

 

[pyros]

she's just a fvck buddie because I dont want anything serious with a slvt, however we go to grab dinner or to do something from time to time cause she's fun and she doesnt want to hang out just to fvck.

Anyway, I find it totally out of place that she would like to that in front of me EVEN IF SHE'S JUST A PLATE. what the heck is she thinking?
well this is obviously a sh-it test.
What if I told her: "hey I want to grind with that latin girl overthere" she would find it disrespectful and she would think I am out of my mind.

I think I am going with this:
c) Do you really think I'd like to see you suck a plastic coc-k that only God knows where it has been before? what a mood killer.

And just continue to have other shots.

 

[Alvafe]

serious if she want to do that, just use yours on her, if she said that to me I would just toss the, a you want to do that? no problem, lets get back home and I will do that for you.

problem you are caring too much for a **** buddy, so this bring one of 2 or you are not telling us what you 2 really are, or you will be having serious problems down the road

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

You think it's a sh!t test? What the ****.... Dude, she saw something that was on the more kinky side of sex and she wanted to try it. You judging her is gonna make her want to stop doing **** with you.

 

[MrWiggles]

Just tell her to come over one night and have your plastic c0ck ready and filled and do it at home. problem solved

 

[Konada]

If she brings it up the next time she's at the pub:

'Sure go ahead, when we get home I get the same liberty as well.'

 

[PantyWhisperer]

Listen, I know you love c0ck. I love that you love c0ck. But if you drink from a c0ck in front of everybody, then everybody will know you love c0ck. In fact,they'd probably go home and jack off to the idea of you loving c0ck. And I like it when we have sex. But I'm nut sure I'd like the idea of having sex with you while thinking of all the guys down at the bar jacking off while thinking of how much you love c0ck.

I mean, I may a little old fashioned, but when I bang YOU I want to think about YOU, not a bunch of guys jacking off thinking about you.

Yes, but then she'll be thinking about the guys jacking off to her while you **** her. If she's a true slut, that will be right up her alley. Who cares what they jack off too? Most women have been jacked off to as much as any of us will actually bang her so it's beyond your control....
My advice to OP:
You can't catch feelings for slvts. It never ends well!

 

[MrWiggles]

Yes, but then she'll be thinking about the guys jacking off to her while you **** her. If she's a true slut, that will be right up her alley. Who cares what they jack off too? Most women have been jacked off to as much as any of us will actually bang her so it's beyond your control....
My advice to OP:
You can't catch feelings for slvts. It never ends well!

im jackin off to this post right now

 

[MrWood]

i'm a bit worried about that guy back at the bar, closet homo?