Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Next time she wants to fvck, show up with a chainsaw and see if YOU can freak HER out!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Girl wants me to physically hurt her during sex..
- Thread starter CantTouchMyStyle
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bluntmaster
Banned
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I don't trust them when they want this. Recently I had a girl holding out and she said to me "rape me".
No way in hell I would do that. Next thing you know she has 5 cops at your door.
No way in hell I would do that. Next thing you know she has 5 cops at your door.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=133284
She's a lawyer now. We are still in touch. Sweet girl...she finally got a boyfriend recently. I bet she didn't ask him to smother her with a pillow on the first date.
She's a lawyer now. We are still in touch. Sweet girl...she finally got a boyfriend recently. I bet she didn't ask him to smother her with a pillow on the first date.
CantTouchMyStyle
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LoL'd @ this being your first post.GUnit20 said:
She was an Italian girl, small tits, but very nice ass.. Very hot, but the IQ of a sloth and personality just rubbed me the wrong way.
I ran into this broad again, banged her again (no choking/hitting) this time. I don't plan on seeing her again. However, she succeeded.. I will never forget this one.