"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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need opinions folks, haven't had a txt like this and i'd rather not misinterpret

"OMG! a customer just came in at work and he laughed just like ur laugh, i seriously thought it was you"

we used to work together and i gamed her a bit, nothing too serious, mostly just fun and games.

she sent me this txt while i was up in northern ontario fishing and seeing old friends(including women), my facebook had my plans outlined and i'm sure she saw them.

she's pretty immature for a 20 year old, so i'm not sure how to take this. my laugh? Ok...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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yesterday

i've been busy as hell ever since (drove back to town, slept hard, took my gas technician exam) and just finally about an hour ago i got home. i've had my phone off cuz i didn't want to be disturbed and i left it at home charging during my exam, just saw teh txt this hour
 

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Sounds like shes just kicking the tires on you. If you decide to reply, wait a day or so, and give her some C&F comment or something.
 

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try something like "did he have a long thick and brown.. neck like mine too?"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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