"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl rubbed my chest?

Sgthaytham

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It was a bit of a tight spot in a doorway, but she definitely rubbed my chest/peck area on purpose with the palm of her hand.

I do like, but does this prove she has a thing for me too? I thought touching a chest would be quite flirty?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Sgthaytham

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Fair enough. But then what's the point in wondering?
Wondering whether she likes me?

I dunno, I don’t see her often because I work full time and her only part time, but she hits the spot mate. I literally can’t stop myself from staring at her thick behind.

I thought she hated me when I first saw her when I started the job, but that’s all changed.

She’s also very much out of my league.
 

icantgetlaid

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Be careful at work with this kind of stuff. You make the wrong move (fvck the girl then leave, "hit on her" at the office, start talking to other girls after fvcking her, etc. etc.) and it could cost you your career, and possibly even legally.

All it takes is one mentally unstable girl with an axe to grind and you are fvcked.
 
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