"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Girl pursuing me. Not sure what to do with her.

scudge

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Basically it's been a bit over a month since I've gotten laid and I've been hanging out with this girl and her friends every once in a while. She's decent looking, great personality and basically just told me she wants to fvck sometime this week... I'm just not all that attracted to her. I'd much rather fvck her cuter friend.

Would you recommend fvcking her to get out of this dry spell? or LJBF her and pursue some new girls instead?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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old_skoolr

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just f.uck her dude, you need the lay
 

Pardner

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why do you have to ask us that? just do it to blow a load.
 

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Rock her world and i guaranty she will tell her cute friend that you're interested in.
 

Mike32ct

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Do it. But don't half arse it. Make her scream your name. Then her friend will be MORE interested in you because:

1. They can't keep a secret. She WILL tell her friend.

2. Although they would never admit it, a lot of women LOVE sloppy seconds. They are REALLY F-ed up and twisted that way. (Men don't think like that. We don't automatically want a chick more because our buddy bhanged her lol.)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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RagingBalls

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Mike32ct said:
Do it. But don't half arse it. Make her scream your name. Then her friend will be MORE interested in you because:

1. They can't keep a secret. She WILL tell her friend.

2. Although they would never admit it, a lot of women LOVE sloppy seconds. They are REALLY F-ed up and twisted that way. (Men don't think like that. We don't automatically want a chick more because our buddy bhanged her lol.)
Good one. It would also be a nice idea if the OP would try doing the "duck-fvck" on her, biting her nape as he doggy her as she quacks from pure lust. Then, when the girl of his interest hears about it, she would also want the OP to try that one on her too...maybe granny goose would hear about it too and ask him about it too and spread the news on the whole town faster than wildfire. It would be the biggest news eversince Gonzo the anal Berserk went apeshlt. LOL :up:
 
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