"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girl punched me and I got her kicked out of the bar

zekko

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If you read my post properly, you would understand I did not suggest you approved of false rape.

But my statement on those absolutely is NOT a strawman.
Well, I didn't really think that you were accusing me of false rape. I should have written that it WOULD be a strawman to suggest that I do.

The difference of opinion here revolves mainly around the point where you get the police involved. As I said, if a dude punched me in a bar, didn't injure me (thus making it a rather clumsy, ineffectual blow), and got kicked out, the last thing on my mind would be calling the cops. Obviously some people would. I know you want to teach the woman a lesson, but I still think that without an injury it wouldn't go very far.

Now the video that 9JuanJuan posted, the "Stupid girl deserved to get punched", that b!tch was a little cvnt, and she drew some blood. I could see that guy pressing charges, but him punching her himself would have weakened his case.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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