"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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girl period is late, what would u do?

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To be one the safe side though, I'd punch her a couple of times in the stomach.

hehehehehe, thats fuinny


anyway

thank u so much u guys, i really appreciate the hlep on this, u guys are the best, thanks for the patience

i live in australia, we only have 7 states

um anyway, she was a real worry wort yesterday, completely zombified, so we bought a test, did it, it was non-pregnant, and then she brightened up to her normal lovely, bubbly self

women eh?

it was an 'early pregnancy test', to be taken roughly 5-10 days before period is expected (according to the box)

i think shes a weeks late or soemthing like that?

their all the same rite? i bloody hope so.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by lordson


it was an 'early pregnancy test', to be taken roughly 5-10 days before period is expected (according to the box)

i think shes a weeks late or soemthing like that?

their all the same rite? i bloody hope so.
you can get a negative result when you are pregnant. depends on your hcg count in your urine. thats why its best to take it first thing in the morning when your urine is stronger and will have stronger hcg counts.

however , dont tell her this yet. i dont think shes preggie anyhow and im betting she starts her period soon. i dont think shes late. i think when her period was late last month or whatever it got a new calendar.
 

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If she's had a late/missed period twice in a row then it could easily be a diet thing. I hear zinc deficiencies can cause period troubles - however, If you're worried then I suggest you + her go and see a doctor.
 

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Originally posted by lordson


i live in australia, we only have 7 states

um anyway, she was a real worry wort yesterday, completely zombified, so we bought a test, did it, it was non-pregnant, and then she brightened up to her normal lovely, bubbly self

women eh?

it was an 'early pregnancy test', to be taken roughly 5-10 days before period is expected (according to the box)

i think shes a weeks late or soemthing like that?

their all the same rite? i bloody hope so.
Yeah, I bet she's a lot happier now! Sheesh!

It's possibe for a pregnant woman to test negative on a pregnancy test, but it's highly unlikely. They're pretty accurate now, able even to pick up pregnancies that aren't going to last. Not all of them do. But make sure first of all that she's actually late. Find out how long her cycles really are (28 days is only average, not an iron-clad rule!) or if she's even all that regular. She may also not keep very good track. But "late" for a woman on a 35-day cycle is different from "late" for a woman on a 21-day cycle. In general, hCG levels double every few days for the first 8 - 10 weeks of pregnancy, so if you're still feeling paranoid, test first thing in the morning every couple of days.

If this goes on for much longer, she needs to see a doctor because there are all kinds of things that can cause disruption in a woman's cycle. Some of them are pretty minor, like stress or too much exercise, but others can serious. Amenorrhea is a possible symptom of anorexia, bulemia, uterine fibroids and ovarian cysts (PCOS). It's also possible, but extremely rare, for a pregnant woman to not have hCG in her system at all, so if there's any reason to believe she's pregnant and her period is two months late, she needs an ultrasound. It's even more rare for a baby to hide from an ultrasound, so if she passes that, you can breathe freely again.

In the meantime, try this site: http://www.fpq.com.au/factsheets_brochures/menu_contraception.stm. I'm not sure what's available over the counter in Australia, but it looks like the prescription options are pretty much the same as the US (including an interesting new implant, from the looks of it), so find something with a success rate you're comfortable with and use it.

Persephone
 

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dont know if anybody still looking at this or cares

but she got her period the day after she took the test!!

the day after!!!

could have saved me 10 bux

aw well
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by lordson
dont know if anybody still looking at this or cares

but she got her period the day after she took the test!!

the day after!!!

could have saved me 10 bux

aw well
take the risk next time.

its a fun game.
 

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Originally posted by lordson
dont know if anybody still looking at this or cares

but she got her period the day after she took the test!!

the day after!!!

could have saved me 10 bux

aw well

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