"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hi, I just recieved a message on thefacebook.com from a really hot girl. "ooooh I looove freshman. yummy yummy mmmmmm".

Wow. I've never had a girl say anything like that before about me in real life, and I don't really know the right way to respond online...help?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She's really a 4 foot fat manbaby. Or, Jabba the Hutt.
 
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Originally posted by karusel
She's really a 4 foot fat manbaby. Or, Jabba the Hutt.
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The Facebook is one of those sites where it is extremely unlikely for the person to be anything other than the person they claim to be, since it requires you to use your actual university email (an email address which usually contains your first or last name), and the majority of the interaction is all within the same campus.

Back on topic, I don't know, try looking through the bible or the tips section and see if there's anything there you can use. I'm not an expert at this.
 
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tell her she can eat you up if she gives you her number. Then call her. Provided she isnt fugly.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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