"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Den Draper

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So I've been texting this girl for a few weeks. We have a good connection in text.

She calls me at 2am on a work night to have me come over to cuddle because she's sick. It's an hour away so I don't go.

She cancels a date Thurs because her mom has surgery and has to help her.

On Friday we hang out. I get there at noon. An hour later her mom calls and she has to leave at 3 so the date is cut short. I'm pissed.

At the date, we're holding hands and hugging. Her dog is on her lap. Every time I kiss her the dog gets mad and gets between us.

She also casually talks about how she has a lot of guy friends that are just friends. One is texting her while I'm there about a concert they're going to. She tells me that one sleeps in her bed sometimes but he's a virgin. She also tells me that he'd sleep on couch if we are in a relationship.

Should I continue to date her or bail?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mangotot

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Sounds like a nutter. If she is a 10 or something then go for the bang outgerwise leave. And leave now.
 

Den Draper

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Yeah...she looked like an 8 in pics...maybe 6.5 in person.

Is it possible for a girl to have a bunch of guy friends that stay at their house but they don't have sex with?
 

El Payaso

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Troll.
 

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I recommend that you stick with her and court her.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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