Girl names her vagina after you

[poohead]

So this one girl - one of my good friend's roommates - told me she named her vagina after me. She is pretty hot, but she has a boyfriend. I have met the guy a couple of times and he seems ok but I don't really know him. I don' t know what to make of this news. What would you do?

 

[Jackman]

File for custody.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I would lay off the yearly trip to the Netherlands.

 

[the_milkman]

Change your first name to "Vagina".

 

[Bussey]

You want either a royalty fee or joint visitation.

 

[[R]eality]

Sue for trademark infringement; request an injunction from use.

 

[Morphiex]

she named her vagina poohead ???? O..o

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Tell her that she needs to change it, you don't want to end up f*cking yourself

 

[jack knife]

Tell her that she needs to change it, you don't want to end up f*cking yourself

 

[BacardiGuy]

File for custody.

lol

 

[Grimple]

Tell her that she needs to change it, you don't want to end up f*cking yourself

Haha, that was great.

 

[Bussey]

Where's DrBeard, a comment by him here would eb great. Lol I miss the pigeon

 

[FM 3321]

I'd put my penis in her vagina.

 

[Warboss Alex]

it's an insult. she's calling you a cu-nt.

 

[Docs]

You're offically now a pussi

 

[Yapper]

LOL I approve of this thread.

 

[blinkwatt]

Tell her that she needs to change it, you don't want to end up f*cking yourself

Perfect!

 

[Ace of Flames]

Best.

Thread.

EVAR!

 

[Derek Flint]

Ask for visitation rights.

Still, if she named her poontang after you, it's not a good thing.

 

[penkitten]

run! you know it used to be named after the last guy she was with and he probally thought it was funny and it was probally all his idea. since it was cute to him, she thinks it will be cute with you.