"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Girl likes "Around the World" ya or na?

Francisco d'Anconia

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KillaCam said:
Dear god no.
Makes you wonder what type of guys THESE guys hang out with.... Ummm... No it doesn't....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

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CCKazi007 said:
So around the world means doing all that when you see her so basically it's lots of foreplay and then sex to anal sex. Jeez people get it right... :crackup:
Nah Uh, It is a basketball game played in Middle School

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Or, or a really good classic book by Jules Verne

or

Or, or a record breaking attempt by many with a boat.

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Or, or me choosing to go with the posters definition.

Personally I call it "Lapping", like a hungry kitten with a fresh saucer of warm milk, because that is how it begins....which, in turn, sends him "around the world".....LOL
 
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