"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Girl lied to me about not having a BF.

fuko2007

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So the other night i was half lit and decided to text some girls. One of them that responded was dateing a guy i know and when i asked her what the deal was she said they had broken up. Well she came over the next night and before she got there i looked at her FB profile and it said she was still in a relationship with the guy. Anyway we were drinking etc and she made the comment i broke up with X.

I was like ok but didnt want to mention i had creeped on her FB. Well we make out and all that but no sex. She leaves the next day and i go out of town. "got laid out of town". When i get back my buddy asks if i want to hit the lake up and ask who all is going. He go's guy x and his GF and a few others. I was pretty confused bc she told me that they had broken up. But whatever. What should i do if she starts to text me etc again?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Uncharted

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Escalate further and fvck her. She is not relationship material though. She is monkey branch swinging to a new d!ck.
 

fuko2007

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yeh ..haha..i had forgotten the lessons on monkey branching. good i dea though if she throws that p out there ill hit it up
 
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