"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girl just got canned - how to play it to my advantage?

ikkenai

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I'm seeing this peice of rear, and she just got fired from her job. How do I make this work for me?

Yes, it may seem heartless, but this board isn't about scruples now is it. Anyways, she's already pretty much in my pocket as is. Should I...

- Show lots of support? I'm don't want to show afc pity or anything like that.
- Ignore the issue? May be hard, but I don't want to become Oprah or an emotional tampon by being too attentive.
- Try to cheer her up?

How do you play such occurances?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ezilonman

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Get her a Job.

Man...this girl may be looking for a sugar daddy...someone to support her for now. See if she wants you to foot the bill for everything.
 
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