"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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girl just a biotch?

Swede54

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Yeah well heres a interesting one. I met a girl few months ago, we started hanging out, lots of kino made out a few times. But after awhile started being a real *****. Blew me off alot, said i was a "*******", i didnt really do anything just the same ball busting guy, and she did it back, we both joked alot. So now we talk as friends at lunch and online. But however, she never will hang out. I called her the other day and she just started saying **** like "i dont want to hang out with you, your mean and blah blah blah". And shes continued taht to this day. I know she had fun when we DID hang out, so i figure only thing really to do is drop this broad like a cheerleaders skirt at homecoming.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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someperson1987

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she probably doesn't like you, which i think you already know. I can't see how she would turn out an opportunity to hang out if she likes you.

Theres more and better fish in the sea.
 

Swede54

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eah i guess she doesnt, but then why does she act normal half the time? i called her she would call me back. She talks to me on aim and at school not in as *****y ways.
 
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