"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl Is On Her Period

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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bfl

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yea, if your game is good enough, try to get some neck, or if not just wait till is over.

dont make her think that thats all that you want, then you wont get it at all!


also no need to repost twice
 

B4IFURU18?

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Of course. If she's uneasy about it, embrace it. Tell her you're not bothered by it, and give off the vibe that you're very attracted to her regardless.

You need to make her feel absolutely comfortable at this time. For women, this may be one of THE MOST embarrassing times. Especially if sex is in the picture.

Wear a condom too...and watch where that tongue goes...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Charm

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The best thing to do is have sex in the shower. I do it with girls on their period, just lift their leg up (given she doesn't weigh too much) and have at it. Lighter girls make this much easier.
 
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