"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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girl is obsessed over me

WingS

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she is my mums friends daughter and we met for the first time when my mums friend brought her to my house, her mum has been trying to hook us up even though i never really liked her, then ever since i went to her bbq a few weeks back her daughter has been texting and messaging me like crazy saying how much she likes me, so i thought i would make her not like me by just telling her i dont wanna date her and all i want is sex....she started texting me saying i was a bastard etc but one hour later she is saying how much she wants me again, and this is what takes the jimmy tickle...her mum rang my mum and said that i was using her daughter!!! WTF!!! she got my e-mail adress from god knows where and now she wont leave me alone, she is a nice girl but i do not like her in that way at all...what can i do to make this **** stop! without her running to her parents and making **** up which will inevitably get back to my mum who will be pissed at me (this girl is a REAL mummy's girl...the good girl type...well atleast i thought so untill. she started saying she wants to give me a handjob :() and oh yeh...her mum keeps asking me to take her out! and her mum is phoning me up! this is harassment!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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PiHiPlaya

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Is this the same girl we told you to be an AFC too?

Tell your mom about her....


Also, if worst comes to worst, get a restraining order
 

seloifter

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the next time you see her, just stare at her with a gaping mouth while chuckling like a hick. Stare at her nonstop until she gets freaked out and leaves.

Errrr..... I'm out of good ideas :(
 

WingS

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i cant get a restraining order i willl look so stupid doing that and it will mess up my mums friendship with her mum....guys the girl just called me and hung up...its getting freaky
 

TeflonDon

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first off...make sure ur mom know's that she's doing the harrassing...cuz women are damn right evil when they gang up on a guy...make sure u have at least one of them in your pocket...if you take care of ur mom, she'll probably take care of her friend...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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