"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Girl is 'full figured'

sexxyback

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It is below zero in Chicago lately, I have not been in the mood to go out because just walking to your car is a brutal experience.

Last night I stayed in and watched a movie. I was really bored, so I called this one girl who gave me her number last week off of match.com. I had sort of written her off because she told me that her pics were misleading and she is actually more 'full figured' than she her pics would lead me to believe. In the pics she seems like a larger girl, but she has a pretty face.

So I called her up last night and I am running game on her just to practice - and all of a sudden she starts talking freaky! She starts taking her clothes off and starts playing with her vibrator and talking all this nasty sex talk. It is late and she does have a sexy voice - so I join in! She has me so horny that I tell her to get over here now, so I can sexx her. She tells me if it wasn't one in the morning and 10 degrees below zero, she would!

She tells me I can call her tonight after I go out with my friends. Which means if I wanted to, I could bring her over to my place and sexx her.

I have a couple other plates spinning right now but they are not that great. Should I just sexx her and not tell anyone? I haven't met her in person yet but if she is fatter than her pics, then I may not be able to sex her because she will not be attractive enough for me! I like talking to her, and she had me turned on last night, though.

Also, my friend tells me - when you are in a slump, go out and f0ck fat girls. It will get your mind off of your slump, girls can also tell that you are getting sex and it will make you more attractive. You will also not care what HB's say to you because you are getting some already. Thoughts?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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LMAO sexxyback, I'm in the same situation. Just dropped a plate have a few spinning but nothing good yet. Haven't been laid in a week. There is one girl on MySpace that is sorta chunky but has a cute face. She has high IL and writes me these novel long messages. This afternoon I decided I'm gonna meet up with her for coffee and try for a f.ck close. (I've never met this girl so who knows she may be a prude).

Even if she is chunkier than her pics - I'm gonna do things to her that would make her mother cry (...out in ecstacy).
 

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Dont worry if she's "full figured". I had a similar situation 6 months ago, met this girl, very attractive, but "full figured". We swopped numbers and I wasnt really that interested, but she phoned me up one night, and informed me she was naked, and we talked dirty for about 4 hours while she used her rampant rabbit. She came to visit me a couple of weeks later for the weekend, and brought said rabbit, and it was a fun weekend. She was one of the loveliest girls Ive ever met, but just too "full figured" for my liking to make anything more of it. Also a bottle of massage oil and a blindfold were involved. Havent seen her since, but she was very sexually liberated, and we both had a good time. It helped us both out and made us feel good for a while.
 

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Speaking of the full-figured girl. So I sent her a quick message on MySpace - hey we should meet up for coffee what's your AIM?

Anyways -- I had a response about 2 minutes later in which she gives me her SN and then I get an AIM about 2 seconds later from her (my SN is on my MySpace)... I don't think I'm gonna have to work this one hard.
 

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"Also, my friend tells me - when you are in a slump, go out and f0ck fat girls. It will get your mind off of your slump, girls can also tell that you are getting sex and it will make you more attractive. You will also not care what HB's say to you because you are getting some already. Thoughts?"

Fat girls obviously don't mind, they get some action. In their heads they're thinking "When you're in a slump, sleep with a loser and it'll make you attractive." Goes bothways.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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sexxyback

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Hitman10000 said:
"Also, my friend tells me - when you are in a slump, go out and f0ck fat girls. It will get your mind off of your slump, girls can also tell that you are getting sex and it will make you more attractive. You will also not care what HB's say to you because you are getting some already. Thoughts?"

Fat girls obviously don't mind, they get some action. In their heads they're thinking "When you're in a slump, sleep with a loser and it'll make you attractive." Goes bothways.

While I don't think fat girls actually think that way, especially about me - I do appreciate the point that you're making. The basic thought pattern behind my friend's 'strategy' is selfish and not very nice.

I will say that this girl is the first to admit that she is overweight. She jokes about it. I find it endearing but a little bit sad that she does this.

My problem is that I am not able to motivate myself to make a move unless the girl is a total HB9+. This sucks because the HB9's are usually so full of themselves and much more difficult to get with. I was just briefly considering 'lowering my standards' - I know it sounds like I am an azzhole - but now I probably won't. I've had opportunities to do this type of thing in the past, and I couldn't bring myself to do it then either.
 

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Dude - fat girls need love too :) And seriously, they know the drill. They want to get laid, but they only get rebound dudes. Who cares? I'm sure she wants it, I'm not sure if you want it but hey, go for it.

My one friend, who has banged 100s of girls, is a total man-*****, would never turn down pu$$y. He's done hot girls, fat girls, ugly girls, old (grandma old) girls. They are all thankful.

You aren't being an a$$hole you are being a man. Men take what they want. I'm not even sure if I've ever dated a HB9, but I've dated a lot of hot girls - most are a pain in the a$$.
 

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Most of the "full figured" gals I've met are what we like to call "3 holers" back at the office, so beware, you might be in for more than you think.
 

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True enough, fatter girls are typically WAY more willing to do anything sexually, they have to make up for not getting as much validation from guys by going for super-validation in the sack.

Also there are TONS of fat girls online. Any online dating site, the fatties are OVERWHELMINGLY over-represented. Just know that.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Every time you bang a fat chick willingly you die a little bit inside.
 

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Depends on the definition of fat. Seriously. Is she really "curvy", or is she a hog? Big difference, plus it's like riding a moped; never tell your friends about the fun you had.
 

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Been in your shoes before and no matter how bad of a dry streak I was currently in, I could never bring myself to actually do it. I've got standards and yeah a fuvk is a fuvk, but no fat chicks bro. If she's thick and well proportioned in the right spots that's a different story. But straight up fat is just gross.




PIMP
 

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Hey sexxxyback, this is your call my friend.

You need to make this decision buddy.

Why are you asking these guys?

Build your "Pvssy Flow" up. I have thick girls, skinny girls, athletes, etc. It doesn't matter if I like your chick, it matters if YOU LIKE HER. Hell, maybe she's only a 5 or 6, but maybe she supports you as a man and supports your growth? That would make up for the lack in attraction. Just like a 8 or 9 makes up for her lack of support due to her attraction.

Have fun, build up your Pvssy Flow, use a fvckign condom, and if you want to eat her pvssy just be careful because it's too much shyt out here.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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For me, it all depends on HOW "full figured the girl is. If she is a little frumpy, maybe a little bit of junk in the trunk, then sure. If we are talking about 450 pounds of wild sex starved woman, get me the hell outta there before I get squished!

Nothin' wrong with screwing a pudgy girl; it helps you get some play, helps her get some play, and it helps both psychologically.

Just avoid them big ol' girls. Rule of the day, if they carry any kind of food supplies on their person regularly, keep walkin'!
 

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If we're talking under 180pounds...they're all skinny when they're on their back, anything more than that and I've gotta say holy ****ing crap.
 

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DJF or John said:
...It doesn't matter if I like your chick, it matters if YOU LIKE HER. Hell, maybe she's only a 5 or 6, but maybe she supports you as a man and supports your growth? That would make up for the lack in attraction. Just like a 8 or 9 makes up for her lack of support due to her attraction.
You are dead on DJF - it doesn't matter if she's fat thin ugly etc. what matters is how she makes YOU feel. If you like her who gives a f.ck?
 

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sexxyback said:
...Also, my friend tells me - when you are in a slump, go out and f0ck fat girls. It will get your mind off of your slump, girls can also tell that you are getting sex and it will make you more attractive. You will also not care what HB's say to you because you are getting some already. Thoughts?
Is your friend considered a DJ?
 

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Fvck a fat girl? no sorry my standerds are too high even if I would be tempted too, I know my d1ck wouldn't rise for the occassion.

I can just picture the rolls of fat running on her stomach, her big thighs, her big mishaped ass and the stronger then usual body odor when she starts to sweat. Ohh yeaahhh....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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