"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl introduces me to her boyfriend

LittleBigOne

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Last night in pub a girl who i know randomly (and showed clear interest in me a day before in the same pub) introduced me to her boyfriend. I said hi, talked with him and her for a short minute and slipped away with the excuse to get another drink.
Damn, i was sure she showed interest the day before but she looked to me just too happy to introduce her boyfriend to me.

Two questions about this,
1. How to behave or what to say when a girl introduces her boyfriend.
2. I truelly noticed her interest but how to interpretate this?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Leopold

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Something similar to this happened to me.

I really dont have a clue why they do this. Girls are Fvcked up!!

Ask them... So... when is the wedding? Start questioning their relationship and just slip away. What do you care anyways?

Just dont pay attention to this and move on man.
 

coochieman

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Dude,
NO TIME, MOVE ON !!! Babes are f*cked up like my man said. My condolences go out to her b'friend, he might not know he's got a job for a woman.

Happy for him if she isn't, anyways.

Any ballin DJ couldn't be too concerned by some interest some girl showed for a night. If you are as devilish as me, I might wanna try some "f*ck ur boyfriend" moves just for the fun of it.

My best advice is: leave her alone. Let them be happy.
 

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Move on. You're not interested in the boyfriend are you?

Women are crazy and always will be.

Case closed.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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runner83

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It is even worse when you have already banged her and you know the boyfriend...he he

A few weeks ago, this chick and her boyfriend (who I work with on like a daily basis) came past me on the road when we were driving back to where we work:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=188675

He was driving, furthest away from me and she was closest to me. Haven't even seen her in a few months, deleted her number soon after I banged her for the 4th time.

He was waving, and she gave me the finger whilst making a flirty face at me (which her b/f couldn't see since she was facing me).

Meh, couldn't care,I'd had my fun.

But yeah, if she introduces you to her b/f before you've even banged her, waste of time bro!
 

Johnnyventana

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Since her BF was at the bar, it would have looked weird, had she not introduced you, no?

Of course she looked all super happy, it would have looked weird to her BF, if she didn't. Right?

She flirted with you the day before, and has a BF. Sooo? It happens all the time, and she'll flirt with you again, when he's not there.
 

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Leopold said:
I really dont have a clue why they do this.
They want to be seduced. According to their logic, if they introduced you to their boyfriend, mention him, etc... They are putting all the responsibility on you if something happens.

I was good... I told him I had a boyfriend... It was all his fault!
 
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