"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl interested?

crossboss

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I can't tell if this girl is interested. When I was in class today, I had my arm extending out reaching for a book. She was also reaching to get a book, I don't know if this was an accident or not, but her boobs were touching my arms. If it was an accident, I guess she would have moved away immediately, but she didn't. She probably had them laying there for about ten seconds.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She also did it a second time.

Maybe, I should crack a joke about it. Maybe, use it as a neg hit?
 
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