"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girl I went to high school with is a porn star now...

Jay-X

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she's my type of girl, looks innocent but is a slut!!!!!!!!! I WANT HER NOW!:)


anyway, she looks far younger than 18, i think more around 15... you were a lucky guy, man
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Derek Flint

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Originally posted by CHOCOLATE(COLA)
she aint a pornstar
and shes not nothing to care about, cant you see that
or are your rating
a
1 or a 0
like some guy here i saw complaining about varying ratings.
Just what I said - a good piece of azz.

Nothing really wrong with her.

I don't get the guys that are so critical of her and other chicks.

I bet most of them have f***** worse.
 

john_1234

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a six? seven? eight? you guys are way too critical. she's spanken hot!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Microphone Fiend

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
That's a perfectly good piece of azz.

I don't get the guys who are critical. :confused:
lol, i thought i was the only one who noticed this. It went from "i know a gurl in porn..." to who can have the highest standards :rolleyes:
 

thederekeffect1

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I'd f*ck her.
.. Twice.

I know a few girls that I went to high school with that became strippers. Every once in awhile I go down to their job and say hi. :)
 
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