"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl I NC'd contacts me.. What to do?

Alex DeLarge

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Hey guys, this is a peculiar case here. I usually have no problem going NC on a chick. Most of the time they text me once after a month, we'll exchange a few texts "hey how are you?" "good, you?" type conversations. Not a big deal to me since I had lost attraction when I went NC.

Anyways, this girl I NC'd about a month and a half ago just texted me "Hey, random question.. Did I leave a case of DVDs in your car?" (we go to the same college and I was giving her a ride home one weekend since we live in the same town too.) Haven't replied to her yet.. But I'm thinking..

Should I even bother? This chick has demonstrated 100% to me that she is a wh0re. She uses her sexuality to manipulate every man around her into doing her favors, and I refuse to fall for this trap. So, I consider my options to be..

1.) Don't contact her back, check out her dvd case for anything cool and keep it (lol).

2.) Contact her back, let her know "yes they are" and return them... Like a good "friend".

I could definitely return those things to her without feeling oneitis come on again. But she just really pissed me off to the point where I do not want to even look at her. She's fvcked 2 of my best friends behind my back (while talking to me.. Just learned about the 2nd friend she fvcked a week ago from a female friend) she did this while we were talking/dating. We slept next to each other one night, when I made advances, she said "I don't think we should have sex."

Part of the good person left in me (the very very very small amount of good person that is not completely cynical towards women) wants to return her sh1t to her.. But the more "real" eyes-opened part of me wants to just not talk to her and throw her sh1t in the trash.

I'm at the crossroads here.. What do you guys suggest?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What do you hope to accomplish by returning the stuff (if you have it), just being a good samaritan or by chance do you want to reel her back in and bang her?
 

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just treat it like any other text from a person. Have a look and say either yes or no they are not there...she is probably checking to see if you are still interested.
 

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i think deep down inside you still want to bang this chick.

If you do, tell her to pick up her stuff at your place, get her drunk, and have consensual sex. (see if you can put it in her butt)

If you dont want to bang this chick. keep her stuff until she physically comes to your place to pick it up. and even then try to nail her.

thats what i would do.
 

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PokerStar said:
i think deep down inside you still want to bang this chick.

If you do, tell her to pick up her stuff at your place, get her drunk, and have consensual sex. (see if you can put it in her butt)

If you dont want to bang this chick. keep her stuff until she physically comes to your place to pick it up. and even then try to nail her.

thats what i would do.
Yeah, well I do just cause she's pretty hot. But that's about it. As for my living situation, I'm crashing at a tiny ass 1 bedroom apartment with two other guys. So it might be tricky lol. Maybe I'll try that out.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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and remember. you tell her where to go.
 

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tell her to pick up her sh!t from your house if you're gonna go the nice route.
 

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PokerStar said:
i think deep down inside you still want to bang this chick.

If you do, tell her to pick up her stuff at your place, get her drunk, and have consensual sex. (see if you can put it in her butt)

If you dont want to bang this chick. keep her stuff until she physically comes to your place to pick it up. and even then try to nail her.

thats what i would do.

or just burn her stuff and tell her you never had them...


yeah... i need to get out more.
 
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