"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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girl i like and her whole bus saw me get pulled over by a cop...

vaan

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some of my friends saw me aswell, and one of my friends who saw me told my other friends that i got arrested.

this will be around the whole school by monday.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Anomalous

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Whats your point?
You have nothing to be afraid of. Tommorow when all the HB's ask you what happen don't tell them right away. Come up with some good negs or a obvious bullsh&* story of what happend. Tease the girls, saying stuff like,"your talking to an escaped ex-criminal wanted for murder" or some BS.

Or how all the girls at the strip club tried to kidnap you and you where trying to get away.............Whatever.
 

toddC

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yea dude girls will be flocking towards yo your golden if you play your cards right lol
 

Patrick124

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least they didnt see u wreck ur car.
i got called a dumb@ss for ages for that one.
and the insurance companies jsut said it was 100% the other persons fault..
gay.
 

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Originally posted by Patrick124
insurance companies jsut said it was 100% the other persons fault..
gay.

um isnt that good? if it they said it was your fault youd be paying a ton of money every month, ontop to teenage driver extorting rates.

so i think your lucky
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Patrick124

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oh i'm lucky lol. very lucky.
but my beamer has gone bye-bye. we;re still lookin for a new one 2 monthes later.

I was sayin its gay that all my boys were like "u fvckin dumb@ss." and girls i didn't even know were like "aww i saw ur accident. i'm sorry."[except it did end up introducing me to like 2 hot seniors haha].

what u get arrested for anyways man?
 
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