Not AT the gym, though. It's actually a pretty damn funny story. This girl is literally the hottest girl at my gym (in my opinion). Here's what happened...
So Saturday night comes around and I ask my friend if he wants to hang out. All I expected was to go to his place, chill, and play video games. He texts me saying that it's his girlfriend's friends birthday and there will be girls at his place. Okay, whatever. I get there around 10pm and only he is there--the girls had already left to go out. We meet them downtown around 11pm and what the f*ck do you know--the girl from the gym is the birthday girls sister. When I saw the chick we both said "I know you!" Blah blah introduced ourselves since we never talked in the gym, and I sh!t you not, this girl was quite literally all over me. I'm talking aggressive--touching me, putting her face close to mine, teasing me, etc.
As we walk to the next bar, she keeps teasing me about how I walk in the gym (imitating me walking with my chest out), and keeps saying "you're so big! Why are you so big?!" I was just going along with it and thinking "alright. Whatever turns you on, hun." All of a sudden she's god damn gone. No idea where she went, but the rest of us hit some bar, drink and talk for a little, then as we're walking out find her on a bench--by herself--inside the bar. We were all just thinking "what the f*ck?" So we leave and the girl is, once again, all over me. This time so drunk that she's hiccupping and stumbling. She put her hands on my shoulders for balance as we walk and eventually jumps on my back for a piggy-back ride--hiccupping in my ear now.
She hops off about a block later and starts talking to some guys who are eating pizza. No idea what happened, but as we start walking off the guys say "f*cking stupid sluts!" And both the birthday girl and her sister go nuts. The birthday girl flips their pizza over into the water (they were sitting on a ledge over water) and her sister starts kicking the guy in the shins. I was just thinking "holy sh!t these b!tches are nuts."
We finally get back to my friends place and something was going on with the birthday girl's boyfriend. They ended up breaking up and her sister (the girl from the gym) was calling him up and screaming at him on the phone. Me, once again, "holy crazy b!tches..." This sh!t went on for two hours and the girl was concentrating entirely on her sister. Everyone left soon after.
I figured I'd see her at the gym and would get her number when she's sober since (after that night) it was obvious she was into me. The ironic part? I haven't seen her in the gym AT ALL! Ha. I think she's embarrassed. I could, however, hit her up on Facebook, but I'd rather talk to her in person.
So Saturday night comes around and I ask my friend if he wants to hang out. All I expected was to go to his place, chill, and play video games. He texts me saying that it's his girlfriend's friends birthday and there will be girls at his place. Okay, whatever. I get there around 10pm and only he is there--the girls had already left to go out. We meet them downtown around 11pm and what the f*ck do you know--the girl from the gym is the birthday girls sister. When I saw the chick we both said "I know you!" Blah blah introduced ourselves since we never talked in the gym, and I sh!t you not, this girl was quite literally all over me. I'm talking aggressive--touching me, putting her face close to mine, teasing me, etc.
As we walk to the next bar, she keeps teasing me about how I walk in the gym (imitating me walking with my chest out), and keeps saying "you're so big! Why are you so big?!" I was just going along with it and thinking "alright. Whatever turns you on, hun." All of a sudden she's god damn gone. No idea where she went, but the rest of us hit some bar, drink and talk for a little, then as we're walking out find her on a bench--by herself--inside the bar. We were all just thinking "what the f*ck?" So we leave and the girl is, once again, all over me. This time so drunk that she's hiccupping and stumbling. She put her hands on my shoulders for balance as we walk and eventually jumps on my back for a piggy-back ride--hiccupping in my ear now.
She hops off about a block later and starts talking to some guys who are eating pizza. No idea what happened, but as we start walking off the guys say "f*cking stupid sluts!" And both the birthday girl and her sister go nuts. The birthday girl flips their pizza over into the water (they were sitting on a ledge over water) and her sister starts kicking the guy in the shins. I was just thinking "holy sh!t these b!tches are nuts."
We finally get back to my friends place and something was going on with the birthday girl's boyfriend. They ended up breaking up and her sister (the girl from the gym) was calling him up and screaming at him on the phone. Me, once again, "holy crazy b!tches..." This sh!t went on for two hours and the girl was concentrating entirely on her sister. Everyone left soon after.
I figured I'd see her at the gym and would get her number when she's sober since (after that night) it was obvious she was into me. The ironic part? I haven't seen her in the gym AT ALL! Ha. I think she's embarrassed. I could, however, hit her up on Facebook, but I'd rather talk to her in person.
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