"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)

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Dude, you're a fucking pansy. Girls in their 20's should not be punking on you like you're their little play toy. You said you could take them out if you wanted, but it's fun to pick on them and run. Jesus, grow up man.

Look at it this way. If you wanted to look respectable and confident, would you be having females punching you in the chest and making you look like a nerdy brat who gets picked on everyday? YOU need to control the situation. You're just whack for thinking it's cool that girls pick on you.

Wrote a rap song about girls picking on you? So not gangster.

In the beginning, I thought you were just a pansy AFC who got picked on and wanted it to stop. Now it looks like you're a pansy poser who enjoys the attention, even if it makes you look like a loser. I don't even know why you ask for advice, you don't follow it.

I don't even think you can blame the girls at your school anymore. YOU are the one that allows it, you haven't done anything smart to change it, and it isn't going to change anymore. Transfer schools. No matter what happens to you now, they will still punk on you. You're like the whining kid who sits by the front door and gets slapped by everybody while they walk in.

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My girl troubles are over i hope.

Im the opposite of the pansy that gets hit at by the door. Today I challenged both her friends to a fight outside in the park. Yes I slapped both of them with the glove. I said obviously, you have never seen my full potential. I was like im not pulling no punches cuz im sick of this.
Note: I'm the aggressor now cuz I challenged them and they didn't do anything to me. So they accept laughing at me. So now this is like the big thing because the people who saw me pimp-slap them with the glove told other people. So were out in the park, most people rooting for me. I tackle one to the ground and start slapping her tits. Hard!!! She starts screaming, her friend pulls me off of her and kicked me in the ribs a couple of times. I roll away and grabbed her leg when she tried to kick me again and threw her to the ground. Her friend (girl i slapped tits) came at me and i knocked her out, she's not getting back up. The other one catches my legs in some type of scissors hold, im trying to hop out of it but cant so i bend my knees and just start punching her in the face. She lets go and I walk away. Of course, my crew is there giving me dap because I stood up for myself. They understand that im a bit more hesitant to hit girls than a man because im always slapping them around. Do i think i handled the situation well. I tried talk, reasoning but if the girls were out to get me then, they were just out to get me. point blank. I stepped up 10 notches.
 
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Oh so u think I lost? See thats fvckd up, I take yall advice and yall still yelling at me. That took alot of guts what I did. I may not get respects from yall but i don't care. I get respect from people I actually see in school though so HA! Man we supposed to all be don juans working for a greater cause, now lets see some don juan motivation posts alright? :)
 
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Girl fight saga end?

Im the opposite of the pansy that gets hit at by the door. Today I challenged both her friends to a fight outside in the park. Yes I slapped both of them with the glove. I said obviously, you have never seen my full potential. I was like im not pulling no punches cuz im sick of this.
Note: I'm the aggressor now cuz I challenged them and they didn't do anything to me. So they accept laughing at me. So now this is like the big thing because the people who saw me pimp-slap them with the glove told other people. So were out in the park, most people rooting for me. I tackle one to the ground and start slapping her tits. Hard!!! She starts screaming, her friend pulls me off of her and kicked me in the ribs a couple of times. I roll away and grabbed her leg when she tried to kick me again and threw her to the ground. Her friend (girl i slapped tits) came at me and i knocked her out, she's not getting back up. The other one catches my legs in some type of scissors hold, im trying to hop out of it but cant so i bend my knees and just start punching her in the face. She lets go and I walk away. Of course, my crew is there giving me dap because I stood up for myself. They understand that im a bit more hesitant to hit girls than a man because im always slapping them around. Do yall think i handled the situation well? I tried talk, reasoning but if the girls were out to get me then, they were just out to get me. point blank. I stepped up 10 notches.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Oh so u think I lost? See thats fvckd up, I take yall advice and yall still yelling at me. That took alot of guts what I did. I may not get respects from yall but i don't care. I get respect from people I actually see in school though so HA! Man we supposed to all be don juans working for a greater cause, now lets see some don juan motivation posts alright? :)
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Here's some motivation. Get a life and stop making crap up on the internet...
 
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Ok rgerre, I know u don't like me and all that, But if u have to know, I reposted this because It is a break through, It needed to be in a new topic. I actually hit a woman who deserved it. Woo-Hoo
 
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Stop calling my stories made-up if you don't know how it is.
you're just speculating.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude, you're a fvcking pvssy. You want us to motivate you to fight some more girls or something. Grow some balls hoe!
 
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you beat up two women?

good job. Maybe next week you can take out the handicapped.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you stay away from it. I still don't understand this.

if you have a problem with your college don't hang out with people there or transfer.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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