joecollapoppa
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Please go to a school in newyork I beg you. Leave the hamptons beverly hills or whereva u are from. If u aint gonna agree or say something intelligent then don't post.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
Yeah, NYC girls are really upfront...Shocked me at first...
Ken785
Master Don Juan
ey joe...why dont you ask this girl for a picture and post it up so we can all see what she looks like. hb10? we'll see...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
JohnnyLegard
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Being from NYC, women there can be pretty pushy. You really have to be the one with the control, otherwise you'll be walked all over by them. The best way I have of handling them is to just ignore and drop contact with anyone who tries to push me around. But at the same time, you need to be courteous and classy about things.
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Joe this sh1t is too damn funny, there's no way this is all real. 
joecollapoppa
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LOL im afraid it is
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Well get a pic and post it, I want to see the HB10 that was intimidating poor joecolla
rgeere
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Get a picture of her and her whole gang, and you with a black eye or something.
Then I might possibly believe you, but the chances are slight. I might actually just chuckle a bit in response.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
joecollapoppa
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Sorry aint happening
I talked to her about this and she doesn't trust the internet.
She's like no i don't want my picture on there. She'll surf it but she be like its evil blah blah LOL.
I talked to her about this and she doesn't trust the internet.
She's like no i don't want my picture on there. She'll surf it but she be like its evil blah blah LOL.
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You shouldn't have told her what you wanted the pic for
*doh!*
*doh!*
joecollapoppa
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She asked *Duh* If someone said they want my pic, id ask what for too. I don't wanna get beat up so im takin the honesty route.
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I said DOH not DUH, haven't you ever seen the Simpsons?
Anyways, I wouldn't want you to get beat up so no worries
Anyways, I wouldn't want you to get beat up so no worries
joecollapoppa
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Oh i overlooked that Im a huge simpsons fan
Im a huge simpsons fan"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
joecollapoppa
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Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!
Yo! I thought after i got the girl bully ive been talking about everything would be cool. I didn't expect to recieve so much heat/trouble from her friends. Before her and her friends used to bully me when ever they saw me. Now they actually look for me.
Its a shame when a brotha gotta sneak around his college like metal gear solid. I think her friends are mad cuz they got no men. So they tryin to ruin what we got. They hit me and my girl stops them. So as you can see there is some conflict goin on, the choice might have to come. her girlfriends might put her in the position to
choose between me and them. My boys got my back though, they help me beat the girls. Some of my boys be gettin hurt too. This College aint no joke. Teachers actually quit this college cuz of fights wit students. good news is that im almost out of "Katherine Gibbs" don't go to the one in NYC by the way if ure thinking about it. I'll keep you fellow donjuans posted. Who do yall think she will choose?
Yo! I thought after i got the girl bully ive been talking about everything would be cool. I didn't expect to recieve so much heat/trouble from her friends. Before her and her friends used to bully me when ever they saw me. Now they actually look for me.
Its a shame when a brotha gotta sneak around his college like metal gear solid. I think her friends are mad cuz they got no men. So they tryin to ruin what we got. They hit me and my girl stops them. So as you can see there is some conflict goin on, the choice might have to come. her girlfriends might put her in the position to
choose between me and them. My boys got my back though, they help me beat the girls. Some of my boys be gettin hurt too. This College aint no joke. Teachers actually quit this college cuz of fights wit students. good news is that im almost out of "Katherine Gibbs" don't go to the one in NYC by the way if ure thinking about it. I'll keep you fellow donjuans posted. Who do yall think she will choose?
joecollapoppa
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What would yall do about this situation? Talk to her? what would yall say? Choose me or them? or what? Because i always get into those situations with girls. their friends usually have no men and try to block me and ruin things. please, id appreciate your help
Jesus, you kids are whack nowadays. Boy gangs vs girl gangs. That's like middle school stuff.
Either way, don't talk about the situation. Just assume she's going to stay with you. That'll help keep you confident. Make her feel like she's better off with you than she'd ever be with some other *****s. Ignore the friends, don't waste your time.
Either way, don't talk about the situation. Just assume she's going to stay with you. That'll help keep you confident. Make her feel like she's better off with you than she'd ever be with some other *****s. Ignore the friends, don't waste your time.
joecollapoppa
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LOL yeah but thats what happens when guys think theyre pimps and girls think theyre pimpettes. The Clash Of the Pimps
squirrels
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Dude, this has gone far enough. No pu$$y is worth this. You should've busted out the clothesline on her friends a long time ago. It was funny before, now it's just bull$hit...regardless of what spin you put on it.
I mean come ON, you're getting beat up by GIRLS. Enough is enough.
I mean come ON, you're getting beat up by GIRLS. Enough is enough.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.