"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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girl downstairs is a tease

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this new girl that just moved in below me is really friendly to me and all the guys. ive smooth talked her and kinod her and all that and i finally got into her apartment and on the couch with her, even though her roommate was in the room also. after about a half hour she gets up and goes upstairs to talk to the guys on the third floor. i feel like she is either testing me or is just a huge tease. how do i deal with a girl like this?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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wtf were you doing in her appt not maintaining her attention? you obviously didn't make a move. make a move and tell me how it goes.
 
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ha, thats exactly what went through my mind but we were sharing a couch with her roommate right next to us, should i have still made a move? it just didnt feel right.
 
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She probably doesn't want to get involved with the dude who lives above her. And you shouldn't get involved with some b*tch who lives right below you, just as you shouldn't hit on chicks at work. Same principle.
 
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Zarky said:
She probably doesn't want to get involved with the dude who lives above her. And you shouldn't get involved with some b*tch who lives right below you, just as you shouldn't hit on chicks at work. Same principle.
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get involved? i just wanna bang her. im just gonna make a move next time i see her, i was being a pvssy
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yeah, let us know how that works out for ya.
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aren't you the guy that said not to hit on girls at work too? your view points are weird sometimes man, maybe cuz you're almost 40. you really think me making a move on a girl that is clearly into me a bad idea just because she lives close to me?
 
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aren't you the guy that said not to hit on girls at work too? your view points are weird sometimes man, maybe cuz you're almost 40. you really think me making a move on a girl that is clearly into me a bad idea just because she lives close to me?
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you shouldnt hit on girls at work cause the harassment policies are firmly in their favor but girls who live next to you are fine for some tappage, just remember that clingy ones can turn stalkerish and they DO know where you live and whatever, then again if shes getting to know all the guys shes probably an AW or an AW who is starving for some lovin
 
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The best deepthroater I ever had was my neighbor in my first appt complex when I moved to phx. When I met her I didn't mess around, but that was cuz she was 17 and I was 23. When she turned 18? I went balls deep in that batch on the regular till she moved outta state. She came over to chill, I lived alone so it was instant isolation, made my move, stuck my tongue in her throat, grabbed/smacked her ass (ALWAYS smack that ass during the first make out session. hard too, not soft shat instantly establishes dominance!) and placed her hand on my ****, next thing I knew she was on her knees with a shaft down her throat.

Oh yeah, she had the fattest azz for a white girl too! Believe I smashed doggy

Classic questions/interest test questions:

If your on a different couch, or she's not sitting close enough to make a move, "why you sitting all the way over there. Come sit over here" Why? "Because I asked you to, even did it nicely"

Just be casual and gentlemanly when she sits closer, if she has long hair, push it over to one shoulder so it don't get yanked/pulled and is comfy for her (learned that from my momma!), typically go for the far shoulder since I can make moves on the near side of her neck and ears. That pretty much gets the pvssy wet and the rest is just patience, isolation, and timely escalation. Don't be afraid to take her hand and put it on your caulk after some worming up. Gets the **** on her mind and usually in her belly! At least her mouth
 
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you shouldnt hit on girls at work cause the harassment policies are firmly in their favor but girls who live next to you are fine for some tappage, just remember that clingy ones can turn stalkerish and they DO know where you live and whatever, then again if shes getting to know all the guys shes probably an AW or an AW who is starving for some lovin
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i meant hitting on girls when they are working and you are a "customer". i agree about the clingy factor though, thats the only thing im worried about but i feel like the juice is worth the squeeze and young juan, you are my favorite poster.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Who the f*ck said banging a neighbor is a 'bad idea'?

I'm thinking back to college.. 3/5 neighbors successfully banged since then. Bad move? Only if you're foolish enough to give them a set of keys..

Oxford- what do you think this is, Sunday School?

We're grown up now kiddo. Sitting on a couch shooting the **** about where I grew up and what TV shows I like ain't gonna cut it any longer..

Women are always looking to be emotionally stimulated. For god sakes, make them laugh a little bit. Poke fun at the cuter one while you're playing the uglier one up. Get the blood flowing.. move around and confidently tell them you're going to grab a drink from their fridge. Ask them what they do for fun.. then poke fun at them again for being so damn cute.

Finally, make the exit FAR before conversation becomes stale. No awkward goodbyes.. a simple, 'alright ladies, gotta hop. nice meeting you' is all that's needed.

The idea is to walk into that room, lay down some intense emotional f*cking vibes as the first impression, and walk about before they've halfway digested that sh!t.

Now, proceed to do the dougie all the way back down the hall to your door, celebrating in classless fashion.
 
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