"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl can be both easy and hard.

Sneevox

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This is not a complaint.


Recently, I got a girl's number during lunch at school. I texted her whilst she was sitting right in front of me.

"hay sxc ;)"

Yes, very dumb and cheesy. Guess what she said?

"I've always thought you were ****ing hot. When are we gonna fvck?"

I laid her, and all I did was say "hay sxc".

The thing I want to point out is that I decided "Hey, I'll get her anyways, so why not mess around a bit?"

That's right, it wasn't some "super-genius strategy". I just decided to be stupid and get a laugh out of it. That's why I said "hay sxc". I just didn't care. It got me a lay. In fact, doing this has gotten me multiple girls.

The point is, stop trying so hard and they'll be easy to get (not that any girl that is as easy as most girls is worth keeping). If you try hard, they'll be hard to get. Show that you don't give a damn. Prioritize yourself.

Most of all...... have fun!
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Boilermaker

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Him: Hey, sexy
Her: I've always thought you were fvcking hot. When are we gonna fvck?
Him: Ew. Didn't know you were so easy. You made my insides shrivel, woman.
 
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