"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hey,
I have this problem with a girl (very very UGLY on a scale=2 with pimples all over her) in my class who keeps almost all the time verbally bulling me.I am a foreigner studing in Russia and people talk only in russian out here.So I have a language barrier because of which I am unable to hit back. Now I am in the last year of my studies so if I physically handle her,it might lead to a problem,in extreme I might be chucked out of the university with an exit VISA,which is mainly why I try controlling my self.
Lately things have been worse she keeps constantly pestering me,passes coments on me, teases in an embarasing showing that she is superior to me.
I have observed that she is like that only with me. and may be knows that I'll be able to do nothing or on those lines....So I out to do something.... any suggestions?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Last Man Standing

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Ask your friend, if you have any, to go against her

Put red jelly on the seat of her chair and then when she gets up the whole class will be laughing! Oh yeah, this is college, forget it!
 
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Create Reality

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Kev07 said:
draw a picture of her, with dots all over her face.

be creative with other things you put on
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:crackup: dude this is fvckin hilarious!

Dude you should draw a picture, showing her all fugly looking, and draw you with a pimp armani suit holding fat wads of cash n sh1t!
 
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ROFL!

Do you realize that in russian, your name, "hui" means "d*ck"?

Anyway, just ignore her, or if possible, make friends with other people, and get them to ignore her too.

kids...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ok, i can't resist...

super glue...
gum in har...
ink on chair...
heat activated epoxy... (brings back memories)
 
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Fuglyness should be a crime. I say we eat the ugly people. :cheer:
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hmmmm, i'll take the zits and pimples...mmmm, yummy:eek: :trouble:
you can take her slimey lower half.



actually i think i'll pass
 
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Just look at her like she is weird then walk away smiling to yourself, she will probably feel really awkward
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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spider_007 said:
hmmmm, i'll take the zits and pimples...mmmm, yummy:eek: :trouble:
you can take her slimey lower half.



actually i think i'll pass
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I stand corrected.
 
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