"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mazda

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INPUT ON THIS GIRL

Hey I'm a DJ in training and I just needed an input on this situation maybe I'm looking into this matter way outta hand but here goes. There is this girl at my work her IL is probably around 7 anyways I email her once a week do the whole c+f routine bust her balls and we have good time doing it I mean she get's all c+f too, sending me emails like "I'm strangely attracted to you and I want to be with you and don't you stalk me either okay" because she reply when I email her "why do want to know my schedule so you can stalk me or something? anyways some examples of emails. But the weird part about it is when I walk around the building and I see her I try to talk to her but I notice that she is very shy talking to me, maybe a hi here and there, but really no conversation, the other day we had a meeting and I was seeting behind her she was all giggling around with her friends and laughing I was thinking to myself men I wanna bang this chick she had a tattoo just a little high around the butt area I wanted to kino it but I was afraid that she might smack me or something I know I got wussied. I just need input on thIS
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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cave dweller

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bread

Hey,

Like I have said before.........

'Don't put your meat where you get your bread.'

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Centaurion

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yes, touching a female coworker's butt at work sounds like a superb idea! :thumbsup: Do that, and let us know how it goes.

ok..?
 

mazda

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allright centurion I'll let you know how much the lawsuit will cost me aight! lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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