"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl At Work

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INPUT ON THIS GIRL

Hey I'm a DJ in training and I just needed an input on this situation maybe I'm looking into this matter way outta hand but here goes. There is this girl at my work her IL is probably around 7 anyways I email her once a week do the whole c+f routine bust her balls and we have good time doing it I mean she get's all c+f too, sending me emails like "I'm strangely attracted to you and I want to be with you and don't you stalk me either okay" because she reply when I email her "why do want to know my schedule so you can stalk me or something? anyways some examples of emails. But the weird part about it is when I walk around the building and I see her I try to talk to her but I notice that she is very shy talking to me, maybe a hi here and there, but really no conversation, the other day we had a meeting and I was seeting behind her she was all giggling around with her friends and laughing I was thinking to myself men I wanna bang this chick she had a tattoo just a little high around the butt area I wanted to kino it but I was afraid that she might smack me or something I know I got wussied. I just need input on thIS
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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cave dweller

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bread

Hey,

Like I have said before.........

'Don't put your meat where you get your bread.'

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Centaurion

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yes, touching a female coworker's butt at work sounds like a superb idea! :thumbsup: Do that, and let us know how it goes.

ok..?
 

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allright centurion I'll let you know how much the lawsuit will cost me aight! lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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