"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girl asks "Are you a virgin?"

the pokemaster

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You can either say.

No. And if she asks who, then tell her to mind her business.

Yes. what do you wanna change that?

or something along those lines.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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also who else is 17 years old and is a virgin. i get pissed when i hear my friends have sex for the first time. when was the first time you guys had sex? [/B][/QUOTE] but what do you guys think this question means?

Interesting ? I would also like to know as well
 

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^^^lmao are yall serious?


here's what I would say:

Based on my experiences...when a gurl asks me if i have a girlfriend, she is thinking of dating me, when she asks if I;ve been thinking about her, she's been thinking of me. So when you ask me of my sexual life I think, you are just thinking about fvcking. So lets just cut through the crap and...(do the hippity dippity or insert funny sexual remark)


or you can CHECK THE ARCHIVES ON THE THREAD ABOUT RESPONSES TO GURLS ASKING ABOUT HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS YOU HAD
 

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You don't have to be funny about every question a woman asks ya.
 

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Girl: Are you a virgin?
Me: God no, you were born, weren't you?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by AC/DC
Girl: Are you a virgin?
Me: God no, you were born, weren't you?
Man you got a healthy sens of humour :crackup:
 
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Originally posted by LaDanian Tomlinson
ialso who else is 17 years old and is a virgin. i get pissed when i hear my friends have sex for the first time. when was the first time you guys had sex?
this is probably the easyest time to loose it (when your in highschool). If you don't loose it in highschool, it'll be a while....


i'm 22 and still hold the card (the future looks glim:( )
 

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Originally posted by darkwoodstock

Personally I too am 17 and a virgin, the only time I recall ever having to defend myself for being a virgin was when one girl persued the subject by saying "Really?? What's wrong with you?!" proceeded by laughter.
My advice and my responce is the same, I told her that I took solice in the fact that I could go out anytime I wanted to and get laid by plenty of girls.
I would have said "well I'm not a *****, and I dont spread my legs for just anyone.... only your mom"
 

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haha ac/dc is the man... i would go with whatever he says...amen to that
 

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Who really cares if you’re a virgin or not. I think you should just be honest and really not care. Believe me you can give off the same vibe being a virgin or not being a virgin.(Also you lying and saying you aren’t(when you are) might work angst you(it happened to a close friend, she immediately saw him as an average dude that f&*!s random chicks(he was 16)(this was actually a smart woman who wanted a serious relationship, not some stupid hot bimbo, so it turned her off pretty quickly)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Nighthawk
"Why, are you a vampire? Or is that what turns you on, being a female virgin-surgeon?"

"I kissed a monkey once, does that count?"

"One day maybe."
You should say stuff like this.
"Never answer a question directly, unless the answer is no"
Keep it C&F and just be in control of the situation no matter what she asks or throws at you!

I was a virgin until i was 18, and so were atleast half of my friends at that time. As long as you don't seem completely hopeless with women, like if you couldn't get laid to save your life, then it won't matter. Maybe she'll even break you in if you tell her :)

You should never ever be ashamed of anything you are or do. Be a man!
 
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