"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girl asked me on a date - but I have a couple of zits. F*CK!

The_Reaper

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I was clear for the past few weeks, then BAM, two big zits near my chin. I'm thinking of - *deep breath* - putting on some concealer (my sister has some of that stuff - it covers over little blemishes with a skin-coloured cream). Good or bad idea?

She wants to meet tomorrow. Grrr.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I'm in the Mood

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Lol thats odd, I woke up today with 2 big ones on the bottom of my chin.

Do what you want, but realize that on your date you could just say "What do you think of my zits, attractive huh? ;)"

Make fun of yourself and show you don't care.
 

vlf445

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I have trouble imagining a girl with high enough interest level to come forward and ask you out will bail on you for a few zits man...I think you're all good, but do what you feel.

As for the concealer....I'm no F-ckin Don Juan but I really doubt I would be puttin that stuff on. I saw a guy wearing that once for zits and not only were the zits still very noticable, the whole situation that he was using make-up to hide em seemed a little over the top to me.
 

rocksoff

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Just pop those fvckers and say some chick poked your face with a needle
 

The_Reaper

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vlf445 said:
I have trouble imagining a girl with high enough interest level to come forward and ask you out will bail on you for a few zits man...I think you're all good, but do what you feel.

As for the concealer....I'm no F-ckin Don Juan but I really doubt I would be puttin that stuff on. I saw a guy wearing that once for zits and not only were the zits still very noticable, the whole situation that he was using make-up to hide em seemed a little over the top to me.
Good post...thanks for the reply. Yeah, the girl is very interested.

I still think I can put a tiny bit of subtle concealer on without it looking ridiculous or whatever. Hmmmmm.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Die Hard

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If I were you, I would embed the following thought: "F*ck those zits on my chin! I have another one for her in my pants!!"
 

The_Reaper

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Die Hard said:
If I were you, I would embed the following thought: "F*ck those zits on my chin! I have another one for her in my pants!!"
Haha, thanks.

Sexing her will be easy - I actually want to make this damn GOOD!
 

eaglez1177

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The_Reaper said:
I was clear for the past few weeks, then BAM, two big zits near my chin. I'm thinking of - *deep breath* - putting on some concealer (my sister has some of that stuff - it covers over little blemishes with a skin-coloured cream). Good or bad idea?

She wants to meet tomorrow. Grrr.
Id pop em, wash em good, and hopefully they will be decently healed by tomorrow. Cover up cud be a little risky cuz your date may realize that your using it.
 

ThatMysteriousGuy

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Dude, Clint Eastwood has many more facial issues than zits could bother. Also, I know girls who like popping zits on their boyfriends. Your skin condition, unless it's major, isn't a factor.

You're making a mountain out of a zithill :crackup:
 
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