"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl and her weird responses to kino.

Kev07

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This girl has some really weird ass responses to my kino attempts.

good responses:
-sometimes comes to my seat and pushes me to half the seat with her ass, and just shares a seat with me, close and we're kinda rubbin on each other.
-i've only gotten two hugs from her, once on my birthday, and once from hers
-slaps/punches
-feels my arm muscles sometimes
-kicks my butt(i kick back)
-i tickle her sometimes

THEN AGAIN,

bad responses:
-i come from behind and put arm or even hand on shoulder, she shrieks away and says something along the lines of "ew gay!" (this happens almost all the times that i hand on shoulder or arm on shoulder
-like i've mentioned, only gotten 2 hugs before on birthdays
- one time she was hugging my friend(female) and i said "whoa! let me get in on this and proceded to hug them both, she says "EW GAY!" and moves quickly away and i end up just hugging my friend

:confused::confused::confused::confused:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DonDan

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^^^^ Yeah, stop using kino for a bit with her, see how she reacts, if she misses it and starts kinoing you.
 
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