Girl always says "I'm old"

[amoka]

This girl cooked for me yesturday at her house. :woo: . Whenever we talked, she says "Im old." She is ready to settle down though. She is completing her Ph.D sometimes this year in Psychology. A very intellectual individual. I wan't a ****y and funny line to go with this whenever she says this. Any suggestions?

 

[sexxyback]

this is a **** test

basically if you agree with her and say 'yes you're old', then you are an *******. and if you deny it and say 'you're not old' then you are a liar.

there are 2 ways to deal with it

1. either ignore it, which is not the best way to deal with it because she can keep bringing it up or

2. agree and amplify it
but make sure you are doing this in a humorous way

'yeah, I have a fetish for grandmas!' wink wink

she will probably lightly punch you in the arm and tell you to shut up, which means you pass the **** test

 

[frisco]

You better not be getting old, cause you still have a life time of supporting my stay at home ass sweetheart.

 

[dap]

Tell her that shes too young (with a smile on your face)

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Girls love to say this shyt. They're either complaining about how old they're getting or telling you that you're old. I just let girls know that I'm in my prime and don't have an expiration date. If they tell me they're old, I'll tell them, "you're only as old as you feel". If it persists, I'll tell them that they're hearing their biological clock ticking or to stop complaining and stop trying to bring me down.

I'm convinced that girls do this to project their feelings onto men to make the men either commit to them, make the man feel like he's old too, or bring him down so he doesn't start to stray. My buddy's gf is just like this. He told me about her and when I finally met her, the central theme of all conversations revolved around age and getting older -- it was really fuct up.