"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Girl Accepted Friend Request after 1.5 years lol

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So last night this girl accepts a friend request, that after looking I sent April of 13 lol. She is from MI like me, knows mutual friends, and now lives in SoCal like me.

She's obviously not interested but for some reason decided to accept the request, which makes me wonder why da fuk she kept it in her inbox so long?

Anyway, what's something funny/smart ass I can reach out and say to her?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She is running short on orbiters?
 
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A couple weeks ago I accidentally accepted a friend request from about 1.5 years ago as well. On the Facebook app for the iPhone, the friend requests button at the bottom is kind of obtrusive. It doesn't minimize - it's just always there as you browse around.

So while I was mindlessly tapping about the site, I accidentally hit the friend requests button and I guess my thumb clicked accept on this ancient request. I promptly unfriended, but she would've already gotten the notification. Ha!

That could be all it is. I say send nothing.

Oh, and on a more "big picture" sidenote: If you have to ask what a smart ass thing would be to say, that means you're not naturally a smart ass. Which means you shouldn't try to sound like one. It'll sound forced and weird. That's the thing about being a smart ass, it really means you're quick witted. If you have to plan a line in advance, that ain't too quick.

Us smart asses were born this way, it's our blessing and curse. You just do you! Girls will like that.
 
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